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Believe it or not, Buddyhead gets hordes (or "loads" if you're from England) of questions from people on the inter-nerd every damn day. We're too busy Netflix-ing soft porn to return your emails, so to make your life a bit easier, and our lives a bit less douche-tastic, we've condensed all of your Frequently Asked Questions here into this FAQ.
"What is Buddyhead? Who are you guys?"
Buddyhead is, was, and forever shall be Travis Keller and a revolving cast of friends and fellow music lovers. We write about stuff when we feel like it, book shows of bands we wanna see and put out records we think need to be heard. Buy a t-shirt from buddyhead.com/store if you like what we do.
"Hey dudes, what's Buddyhead's address so I can send you guys something in the mail?"
It'd better be good… if it is, we'll post it on the site.
Buddyhead
PO Box 1268
Hollywood, CA
90078
By the way, if you happen to be the person who's been anonymously sending us random postcards that are postmarked from all over the world with creepy and funny messages on them.... PLEASE TELL US WHO YOU ARE! Come on man!
"Do you have a street address so I can send it FedEx?"
No. We don't need anything that quick. Unless of course it's a check, in that case email us at [email protected]
"What's the phone number at Buddyhead?"
You're not getting it. Email us. Truth is, we don't even have a working phone most of the time. Buy a t-shirt, it could change this paragraph.
"Do you guys accept demos?"
Sure. Send them to the PO Box above. We're more likely to listen to something on vinyl or something that at least looks good.
"Who distributes the Buddyhead record label stuff ?"
Forte in the UK, various in the US. IODA for world wide distrobution.
"Is Buddyhead hiring?"
We don't even get paid. Fuck off.
"Will you ever be hiring?"
No.
"Can I send you my resume?"
No.
"What about my diploma? Would you like to check that out?"
No bro.
"Can I work for you without pay?"
Now we're talking. If you're annoying, crazy or violent forget about it. Other harmless weirdos email [email protected] and tell him why you are dumb enough to want to work for us for free.
"I live in the middle of Nebrahoma and can't find your releases at the local Wal-mart. Where can I buy them?"
In our online store or on I-tunes, amazon and every other place online. And buddyhead.com/store
"I'm still scared about buying stuff online with a credit card. Can I send you cash?"
No. If you're still concerned about this, you're either a senior citizen or a giant pussy. Step into the 90's asshat. Check out Paypal too Bubba.
"How many of (insert Buddyhead record) were pressed on colored vinyl?"
Check out our discography page for vinyl pressing info on all our releases. If it's not there that means you're gonna have to guess.
"Will the (insert out of print Buddyhead record) ever be repressed?"
Most likely not. Vinyl isn't as cool as you remembered it being champ. The fuckers warp, and they don't fit in your ipod. Truth is, we're broke. If you're a rich kid who wants to run a label with us, get in touch!
"Where can I buy the out of print Buddyhead records?"
Try Ebay?
Shut the fuck up you little crybaby white-belt dweeb.
"When is (insert Buddyhead band or even sometimes a non-Buddyhead band) going to come play my hometown?"
We have no idea. Check the bands website geek. Use google.com for shit like this, not our inbox.
"Is SHAT a real band?"
Yes.
"Can I buy 10 of those At The Drive In / Murder City Devils 7 inches directly off you to sell for my distro I do at hardcore shows in Spain?"
No.
"But I'm a squatter, and trying to not have to get a real job, and I have a shitty dog I only feed vegan food!"
No.
"Will you listen to the songs my band posted on our myspace page and tell us what you think?"
No.
"Wanna come see my band play? You should sign us!"
No.
"We will put you on the list."
No.
"Do you guys wanna advertise Buddyhead on my blog?"
No.
"How about in my print fanzine that my ten friends read?"
No.
"Can you link my website?"
No.
"Do you guys wanna trade banners with my site?"
No.
"But we're a blog that gets 8 zillion billion hits a month."
No.
"But I run a blog! Why aren't you impressed?"
Cuz blogs are a dime a dozen, real writers don't put their words on the internet and we're dicks.
"Dude, we already put a Buddyhead banner up on our website that nobody goes to, so can you just be cool and put one of our banners on your site?"
No.
"Can I get a Buddyhead.com email address?"
No.
"Can you guys send me free shit?"
No.
"Can I cruise by the office and say hi?"
No.
"Are all the horrible things I heard about you guys true?"
Probably.
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