I’ve got to agree though, this is a really lame idea. But so is playing cheese-metal with a dude with a KFC bucket on his head. At least they’re not actively destroying their legacy by trying to pump out new merchandice. I can name about 15 bands that reunited / are reuniting / should’ve broken up long ago that have almost destroyed their own legacy.

Let porky get more donut money!!!

Ugly and old artists that still kick ass are ever-present. Ugly and old artists that still kick ass, the Pixies are not anymore. Maybe they can do you a favor by popping out another single and calling it quits again because they clearly haven’t flip-flopped enough during the past five years regarding whether they should bid adieu with some kind of grace or not after a handful of routine festival appearances and getting dumped by a green ogre movie. They’ll likely follow up with more forgettable solo material, solidifying the legend of the Pixies throughout untouchable and sensitive “hands off my band!” indie-rock circles all over Michigan. I’m sure they’re a joy for all the garage bands out there who aspire to contribute more unnecessarily repetitive soft-then-loud/crash-bang-boom formulaic dynamics in music because apparently, it hasn’t been reproduced often, annoyingly, and poorly enough.

If your feelings are hurt, perhaps you should massage your interests by seeking solace in other music websites that wet themselves over everything that prematurely ended in the ’90s. And of all the bands to mention, way to bring up the Pharcyde. “Or whatever.” Racist.

Oh yeah, they aren’t cool because they’re old and bald. Real artists are usually ugly, maybe people in SoCal don’t respect that. I could make a list of ugly and old artists that still kick ass.

Buddyhead is all about shock value now, thats why you and that asshole Chip Norman are writing for them. Its like you guys had a big meeting and said: Hey lets all just say outrageous things about bands that cool people like, so we’ll be like anti-cool, therefore making us cool. Also all the shocking things we say will bring more traffic to our site, like, “Fuck Michael Jackson” and such. Can’t you guys just stick to making fun of bands that actually suck, like that Pharacyde or whatever, instead of the Pixies, one of the best, if not the best band of the last 30 years?

You cite stagnance and milking the safe nostalgia card dry ($$$) as reasons for their apparent success on the reunion circuit, and a sentence later, “at least they’re trying to do things in a new and different way! :’(” You’re a fine example of a blind bandwagon child who’d go tits-up for a record consisting entirely of television static noise as long as it carried the Pixies moniker. You’re absolutely right on one thing, though. Gotta give props for trying something “in a new and different way” because bands have never composed for a film before. If you’re talking strictly Pixies and not bands in general, there are other ways to make money that don’t include putting Kim Deal in a room full of people she hates.

I’m sure this project will eventually surface and who knows, the local drive-in may screen it for you someday. Until then, you’re better off smoking marijuana, listening to the Pixies, and staring at your awesome Surfer Rosa poster all day long ‘cuz it’s got boobs on it.

The “talent” in his chubby little toe you speak of? Gout.

Out of all the reunion tours over the last few years, Pixies were one of the few that were actually good. They didn’t come out and play a bunch of crappy new songs, or try to stuff a new album down everyone’s throat. They played what the fans wanted to hear at a shitload of sold-out shows, all across the world. They were fat, bald and ugly back in the day, and they’re fat, bald and ugly now! What’s the big deal?

At least they’re trying to do things in a new and different way!

Charles Thompson has more talent in his chubby little toe, than you have in your whole family!

P.S. Quit trying to write shit in the style of Aaron and Travis, you poser! Why don’t you try to develop your own style instead of just biting off your friend’s!

BOO-YA!