OMG THAT STINGS: Method Man Loses Gat, Shoots Fan With Pellet Gun
Rappers– what the fuck is going on with you?
First, we have Ice Cube and Coolio hanging with Juggalos, and now Method Man is being sued for shooting a fan six times with a pellet gun.
What’re you thinking, bro? This ain’t no Dave Chappelle sketch: you shoot someone with pellets and you could go to the pen.
And if the other inmates know you – A RAPPER – are in for shooting a goddamn BB gun…well, let’s just say you’re gonna have to whoop some extra ass on that first day. Hungry MCs on the inside are gonna be out to make a name for themselves, and most of em aren’t afraid of pellets.
Bottom line is this: Next time a fan asks you for an autograph and you feel like going to court instead, then you might as well go all out with a knife or gun or the back of your hand. Snoop got off, and you could too!
But a pellet gun? Jurors might vote to convict on grounds of that shit being W-E-A-K.
Rappers: LEAVE YOUR BB GUNS AT HOME.
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