New painting by Meathead for sale
When I started writing for Buddyhead, I was under the impression that I would soon be rolling around nude in piles of hundred dollar bills in between hot oil massages and endless shots of Grand Marnier. Well, so far it’s only been Carl’s Jr. coupons and Pabst Blue Ribbon, but I’m sure things will turn around soon. In the meantime, I have financial responsibilities to meet (that PBR isn’t going to pay for itself), so I’m doing this starving artist bullshit. I’m selling my most recent painting, “The Black Lemon/Joy Dissolver” on eBay. As you may have noticed, it’s based on the main characters from the “Dave & Ug” cartoons which have been featured here on Buddyhead from time to time. The whole thing took about a month to complete, as opposed to the 45 minutes it takes Marilyn Manson to get high on paint thinner and crap out a picture of a rabbit with a swastika on its head. If that washed-up poser can unload shit like that for several grand a pop, I’d like to hope I can fetch at least a couple hundred for something that actually took a significant amount of time and concentration to make. Besides, there’s gotta be someone who reads Buddyhead who’s independently wealthy and has bare walls, right?
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If this doesn’t get bought… I’m buying it for my Mom’s Christmas present.