lady gaga has been sent to earth to shit the bed.

meathead, please, marry me!

ha ha ha, well said!!!
the word “gag” appearing in her name was no accident ..she reminds me of the “cool girls” in my school who thought they were soooo cool with their shitty hair & shitty clothes ..i made fun of them. they made fun of eachother. ah, memories.
more sickening than some fat-rat thinking this was viable art is the people who “love” her. bring back the super-fan. i dare you. oh wait, the superfan is a dork with nothing to ill their time ..& theyre probably obsessed with someone far cooler!

Why can’t this shitty world be filled with COOL people like us? You’re the shit, dude!

I like poker face. It’s not art or anything but it’s as good as super mainstream pop gets.

I’d like to, once again, congratulate Meathead for preaching the the truth and nothing but the truth about all of these self-proclaimed “artists” that plague tvs, magazines, websites, music stores and stupidly gigantic bilboards and publicity screens around the world.

It seems that nowadays mainstream media has brainwashed a big piece of the worlds population into thinking that the word “celebrity” means the same thing as the word “arist” therefore making them consider “media personalities” (are they even personalities? You do need to actually have personal identity to be a personality right? Weird stuff) artists. Hear us out anyone who’s reading this blog and thinks we’re all dead wrong about this and that celebrities like Lady Gaga really are artists: Some actual artists might be considered celebrities but a pure celebrity will never be an artists. Art comes first, fame should be dead fucking last.

Good old Lester Bangs once said:

“The first mistake of art is to assume that it’s serious.”

Celebrity Twitters, Celebrity Blogs, Celebrity “Vlogs” are self important trash, and just goes out to prove how “serious” these mooks are about their “art.”

There’s a girl in my photography class that’s a fan of Lady Gaga (she emulated that white hair thing) and I can see all these vain and vacuum influence bleed into her photographs that offer nothing but aesthetic and stylic value to the viewer, and it makes me sad.

Hi! Lady Gaga is crazy! I’ve just made a mix of her “Love Game” with dialog from The Mighty Boosh, one of my favorite series ever. Check it out on my official site!: DJ Bread n Butter

Bitch better recognize if she wants to stay on the air. I’d rather listen to Christina at this rate.

Yup. Her music is atrocious. I read in a Maxim interview( don’t judge me) she admits that she makes soulless pop music. But her defense was, that if you’re on ecstasy, and dancing at a club, that’s when you’ll truly appreciate “her” music. You know what? If I was on ecstacy, I wouldn’t want to listen to that shit. I’d rather listen to Portishead. Ya know, GOOD ARTISTS.

I liked what she said about wanting to have a four way with the Jonas Brothers. That was funny. Her music is pop pap. She gives good quotes in interviews, but that’s where her appeal begins and ends.

Madonna was/is pretty much the same attention seeking cunt hive who hung around the cool kids in New York and ripping off ideas from the real artists peforming in the club scenes.

There’s a Guardian feature where Frau Gaga says that she wants to be the ‘new Andy Warhol’ or some shit. Except that Andy Warhol helped bring the Velvet Underground into the mainstream – until Lady Gaga makes a similar contribution by bringing bringing a great hitherto unheard of musical act into the mainstream she can shit off.

The world needs more Meathead.

She’s trying so hard to pass as a “true” artist, it’s almost funny…

http://interviewsarchive.com/catalogue/interviews/Lester%20Bangs%20Side%201.mp3

We were warned

Thank you Meathead for bringing Gaga down and for showing us the Jon Lovitz remix of Love Game! It’ll be a hit at all the Frat parties in the US and will cause me to forcibly remove my eardrums from my head.

Not forgetting she’s ugly. Clearly the one in high school that was the practice girl. But yeah, I blame the govrnmentz.

mr meathead this is some truth (never thought id say that). and manson… you suck

Just be patient folks! Lady GaGa will be headlining a state fair with the Click Five and 3Oh!3 in no time. Having a mostly teenage, female fanbase is essentially the kiss of death as far as longevity is concerned. The have notoriously short attention spans and are disloyal to boot. If you don’t believe me, observe the career arcs of the Bay City Rollers, New Kids on the Block, Bush, Sugar Ray, N’Sync, and the Backstreet Boys.

So… she’s not a tranny? We’re absolutely clear on this?

Ladyboy gaga

ahhhh….are all you people that pathetic that you have to come onto this message board and post about someone needing to kill themselves?

Her music is mainstream pop music, and that’s how all of it is. She is working hard to achieve what she has achieved, and I don’t see any of you with a hit single (if any of you have one I stand corrected but I can guarantee you don’t).

I’m an adult, I don’t listen to this kind of music, but her songs are catchy, even if they are a bit weird, and I don’t mind hearing them on the radio. She can sing, and her music is obviously popular.

As far as her being ugly…I’m guessing you guys are sooo much better (not really, assuming most of you are probably 40 year olds living in your parents’ basements preparing for the next star wars convention by sitting online and trying to hurt other people who will never be influenced by your comments)

Good Fucking Lord!!!Gagga My dick in your mouth you stupid little bitch.Don’t you remember the porn series the gag factor…ga ga ga ga ga ga ga!!!!

There’s this new girl who sits right next to me at work, and she listens to nothing but one of LA’s most obnoxious mainstream radio stations (i.e. KIIS FM).

Now mind you, before she came along, I had nothing but DEAD SILENCE to greet me in the early hours of the morning.

Thanks to you Meathead, I now know which “artist” sings this godawful “song,” because they overplay this soul-stealing fuckery every five minutes of the fucking day.

I’m very, very sorry to have clicked that play button on You Tube, because the mental image of her turd-stained face now accompanies an equally horrific soundtrack I’d care to avoid.

Tomorrow, I am throwing my co-worker’s portable radio out the fucking window.

What bothers me is the fact that the chorus to Poker Face is so pop-excellent. That seems to be the case with all her songs: shit-puke verses and killer choruses.

Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite. “Her” junk came out on stage. Video confirmation below:

http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dcks-is-lady-gaga-packing/

poke-her-face

Of course her music is supposed to be superficial! In the wikipedia article you quoted she clearly states that her career is about her image and _not_ her music. Music is the means through which she communicates her image. In that regard, I guess she is a performance artist. But just because you have an outlandish personality doesn’t make you an artist. If she’s neither musician nor artist I guess she could just be called a personality.

P.S.: Michael Jackson is a bestseller but that doesn’t make his music inherently better. I’m sure that in its day it wasn’t considered high art either and probably warranted the same criticisms.

“You make empty, meaningless dance music, and you wear fruity costumes, and that’s it”

you hit the nail on the head! Seriously where your fnabase is a bunch of teen emo/scene/’techno’ kids, who like all other pop music, your music sucks. Not to mention everyone is idiolizing Michael Jackson, I have noticed for even long before he died. They all want to be -iconic with a special style- like MJ…well they completely sucks and have no idea what there doing. If they knew good music..styles just happen. She is the least favorite pop singer..even worse than Chris Brown who I have watched copy nearly every Michael jackson video (thriller, smooth criminla, the way you make me feel, he has VERY OBVIOUSLY copied those and even more). Actually now that everone just now “omgloves” MJ, when before if I mentioned they made faggot jokes, I hope they realize how chris would be absolutely nothing w/o MJ.

yes, I ranted on your blog. sorry. xP

Her music is meant to be fun. Not profound.

Perhaps once someone like yourself has marinated in their own pretentious bullshit for long enough, the concept of “fun” doesn’t really set in like it’s meant to.

There nothing “fun” about listening to lady gaga

What the fck is this? Some type of hidden, basement cult for 40 year old men who have nothing else to do with their lives but talk shit about someone they don’t even know?? Get a life you idiots. And don’t be so fkng ignorant!
Of course that woman has talent.
If you would even bother to leave your narrow-minded-piece-of-shit-good-for-nothing-self-absorbed ignorance behind to actually look up Lady gaga’s history, and live performances (acoustics) before and after become Gaga, you would realize she is a talented woman. But no, it’s more accomodating to sit in front of a computer and talk shit on the internet where no one know who the hell you are.
This is fking ridiculous. I thought people in the world were much more intelligent than this idiocy. Ugh you guys make me sick.

Amazing, well-written, and point-proven.

” that offer nothing but aesthetic and stylic value to the viewer, and it makes me sad.”

Hmm.. I don’t think she offers much value there, aesthetic and style needn’t be consumerist wannabe “arty”.

And, uh, Liz, some people find her music and “style” earnestly crap.

Furthermore, just because that is so, doesn’t mean one is… “ugly”, “untalented” and whatever else your lazy mind can come up with.

Damn, will I have to listen for her more years to come?… Oh noooooo, somebody kill her

Dude, I’m all about bashing the modern pop music movement, the bullshit, the conformity, the lack of creativity and legitimate skill; but I’m sad to tell you that Lady Gaga is actually a talented musician.

Her tracks are designed to get stuck in peoples heads. Go back and listen to one of her hits closely, listen real closely. You’ll hear like..7 or 8 tracks sometimes and that causes people to be unable to recreate the melody in their head because their unaware of it, therefore it gets stuck in peoples heads.

Now, like I said, I’m all about ranting on about the bullshit that is modern music, but she’s just doing her job, and the fact that you’re provoked to go on about it for several thousand words means she’s doing it very well because even someone who doesn’t listen to her is talking about her, which if they havn’t already heard about her, will prompt them to go look her up and may or may not like it.

Like I said, sorry to say, truth hurts, know your shit before you go on a vibrant rant about nothing because you’re an outspoken biased individual

Her music is not what irks me. Pop music has its place I suppose, not my thing (hey, give me the Gun Club and Lydia Lunch, man…) but variety is the spice of life and all. What pisses me off about this chick is her fake-weirdness. Lady Gaga you are NOT weird. You are NOT interesting. You are NOTHING special, remarkable, memorable, so forth, and so on. You are beyond normal. Oh my god, how shocking, you find other women attractive! You have no pants! Your lips are bright red! Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior! Please. I’ve been wilder ways from my cat when she wants a treat. You’re not fooling me honey. You’re just a pop tart with daddy issues. *yawn* And to the critics of us here commenters that we’re all a bunch of ugly 40 year old men (uuh, 24 year old chick over here) who are like…soooooo jealous of Gaga’s ragin’ fame and success and we’re mad because we don’t have gobs of cash, fame, and number one hits: not everyone wants to be a butt-monkey of hollywood, with no private life, no soul, and no personality whatsoever. I like being an individual, not a product. Lookin’ at you, GaGa.

Hey hey,

Just wanted to say that lady Gaga is famous because she is a pop singer who can sing (unlike madonna or britney). This to me is the first reason.

After, I know it looks good to critisize people when everybody like them. But I think Lady Gaga is diferent in the way she dressed and her video clip are done. So even if u don’t like it you have to admit that she tries to do something different.

Excuse me for my English which is not ver y good :) But I think it is good enough to know that you really shouldn’t use Cocksucker to talk about people since it sounds really homophobic.
Exept this it’s a nice article.

The fact that people say “Gaga can sing”, & “Gaga writes her own songs”, is an obvius sign of the times. Gaga is a TRAINED singer who is ONLY capable of singing 2.3-2.6 octaves. You know what that kind of range is called? A V E R A G E! Her songwriting? Is repeating “po, po, po, po, pokerface” & “ale, ale, ale, ale, alejandro”, a sign of talent? No. It’s a sign of NONEXISTANT talent! (Pokerface was btw co-written!)

She has not just copied some of the biggest names out there, but she also happens to copy what THEY say! I hate conspiracy theories and all that crap, but I honestly am starting to wonder how it’s possible that someone so untalented has managed to BRAINWASH half of the kids walking this planet. It’s like some bad juju magic!

i personally am not a fan of her music or her performance art. but i think you may be misinterpreting what her performance art is. if you look deeper into her lyrics and absolutely every weird thing she does, rather than taking it for granted, she’s making a statement about society. how we’re bizarre, the haters are made into an example of people who can’t let her be, and her fans are stupid because they usually don’t realize that she’s antagonizing them, and everything their culture, and society at large, stands for. she doesn’t like fame. her performance at the vma’s clearly shows that she is dying of fame, setting a good example for the kids if they could only understand what she was saying. lady gaga’s just a character kind of like sacha baron cohen’s borat or Bruno. it’s satire. i don’t like her music, and i don’t like that she’s biting the hand that feeds, but she certainly is not stupid, and certainly knows what she is doing.

The average popstar is complete and utter horseshit with no redeemable qualities whatsoever (sounds kinda like her, but…). Just because she’s ‘wonderful with gay people’ (you make them sound like abused children or dangerous animals…) and a more extreme variable of the exact same mold doesn’t mean she’s by default ‘good’ or better or anything resembling halfway decent. That’s like saying a hamburger bun full of rotting dicks is good just because you live in a world fed on shit sandwiches. There’s no such thing as a lesser evil. Evil is still evil. This bitch still sucks. She just has a lot people working very hard behind her, and a career that’s snowballing around social proof and crowd psychology. Her ’statements’ about society couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag on their own merits. It’s vacant, contrived, unoriginal bullshit and you people are idiots. Go listen to Boys and tell me that doesn’t belong on a Spice Girls record circa 1996.

What do YOU mean “you people”? Haha! C, that was one of the most astute comments I’ve read on this site. I don’t get why people think she’s such a genious because she’s tricking people into liking her by playing into their hands. That just means she knows how to make money like all of the other shitty pop stars. The bottom line is that her music is total shit. I’d rather listen to Ace of Base. How can you say its even above average? Is it some new revelation that sex and controversy teamed up with shitty pop music sells? What is so genious about that. If I give her credit for anything its that she’s convinced hipsters she’s cool. I think the jokes on them.

This is so wrong! GaGa’s parents were not rich at all they were a working class family and her parents wanted GaGa and her sister to get the best education available so they sent them to a private school and worked day and night to pay the fees. That is why GaGa always talks about her parents instilling a very strong work ethic in her and her sister. Also GaGa did not start out as a pop artist, she sang jazz and was eventually offered a record, you can see this for yourself on youtube search “electric kiss stefani germanotta” its the first video that comes up. however after some time her record company dropped her. I’m not sure for what reason. Her earlier music was VERY good, captivated, electric kiss, flood, red and blue, thay were all jazz at its best. She was devastated by this and started to figure out what to do with her life, she was started waitressing during the day and going to nightclubs and parties at night and eventually got addicted to the night life. She then wrote pokerface, just dance and released them as singles to an overwhelming response. She then realised people did not care about passion and soul, as long as the song had a hyped up catchy beat they would eat it up. So she started writing exactly that. She even wrote songs for britney! She eventually released her first album “the fame” and became the only artist to have 4 number one hits on a debut album. With a talent like that she knew she could write album after album and keep pumping them out, but no, she takes time to make sure they had a catchy beat and ALSO had something personal like how she used to write before. She really worked very hard to get where she is now, her parents are not rich. She couldn’t even afford a 300 dollar dress for her prom. But I dont think anyone can truly deny that she has talent. I think she is definitely one of the most talented artists to emerge since Madonna, David Bowie, even Michael Jackson. Its true that she might borrow things like David Bowie’s blue lightning or Ace of bases’s beat in alejandro but she recreates them and makes them up to date, she even credits them in her interviews, She recently collapsed in New Zealand because she literally has no time to eat or to sleep, she sleeps in the plane in between shows, because she yearns to have the best concert she can possibly create and that requires a lot of money so she told her manager that she would work non stop to pay for the technology and equipment, and guess what, she has the best live shows as of now. Even if you don’t like GaGa if you were to go to one of her concerts I think you would be amazed at the set up and all the technology that went into it. I’m sorry for posting such a long post but I read someone’s comments saying that GaGa begged her father to make her famous and I just lost it… as a true fan and someone who believes in hardwork and passion, GaGa is one of my idols. Like it or not, when she passes away at 99 years old… she will be an icon.