So being a complete dick is “rad”? No matter how wrong you are when you claim that some shitty Beyonce video is “one of the greatest ever”? What a fucked up world we live in.

You don’t have to like her. Fuck, I don’t. But that ‘country ballad nobody’ was the best selling musician of 2008. At least know what the fuck you’re talking about when you post

Fuckin’ A. All this little blonde has done is be flavour of a long month and given a Jonas brother blue balls. Yay for her?

Winning an MTV award is like getting a merit award in high school. It might be nice to look at for 15mins, but it doesn’t mean shit because you still need to graduate and win a real award.

Kanye can keep up with his crazy all he wants. Much more interesting laughing along with his ego trips than getting all gushy for a pop star and then finding your on the same side as such luminary legends as Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, and Pink.

If they’re the right side to be on, give me villainy.

p.s ps PMs … Record sells doesnt make something good either .. FYI , just makes your promotion awesome , and means alot was spent on that promotion as well ..

sure its dicky but at least its not boring. dude takes those fake awards too seriously but he’s entertaining the whole while.

O Chip. Your rants never let me down.

for the record, Kanye is a goober who needs to get punched by a nerd

Chip you nailed it. However I would have just said “Kanye is fucking drama slut” He seem to have this deep need to be in the middle of everything due to his self hatred. I can’t wait to watch as he flushes himself down the pop-culture toilet.

This brings up a pay-per-veiw idea: Serena Williams and Kanye against the world.

I do not think Kanye is the voice of anything, cept douchebags

Kanye West must be the only rapper with no black fans.
Pretty pathetic, I know.
He’s the voice of nothing but the COPE Foundation.

how come nun of folks are making fun of madonna’s little speech where she momed everyone and spoke down to the whole audience how it was their fault that michael jackson died and how tough it is to be so filthy rich and living in fuckin castles in the UK?

Yeah, he’s real… real STOOPID! Mwa, mwa…

Seriously tho, Kanye is pretty overrated. Hip hop died in ‘93, man…

Liam -

Because most people are too chickenshit to say anything bad about that tribute.

Well done, as usual, Chip. I love the venom back in some of the comments– to say nothing of how the entire planet is treating this as though that talentless self-promoting hack injected the world’s only talking puppy with AIDS while skullfucking Grandma on a burning flag….

ALL those damn awards shows are fake– and, in a world of fake awards shows, none are more forced and phony that those brought to us by the people at the fine family of MTV Networks.

The only surprise is…THAT PEOPLE ARE SOMEHOW SURPRISED BY THIS!!!

Wasn’t it only a few months ago that Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘Bruno’ character magically just happened to land in Eminem’s lap, causing the latter to “storm out” of the venue– just before the Bruno movie came out? Remember the media play that got, with the video going everywhere on the internet– only to learn that, gasp!, it was all a set up???

No fucking kidding.

I ain’t saying the Kanye VS Twinkie thing was necessarily an official set up; but, anyone who thinks the higher ups at the network were anything other than thrilled by what happened has their head squarely up their own ass. These folks make their livings trying to figure out how to keep their brand bathed in light, no matter how sleazy it all may be– so, simple logic dictates that the network folks had to at least suspect/hope something might be in the offing when Kanye showed up teetering around while guzzling his precious and oh so classy Hennessey by the liter….

Take one ragingly insecure braggart, for whom no amount of praise will ever be enough; toss in the lure of the cameras and lights,a jug of brandy, a boring (yes, she is boring, bless her boring lil’ soul…) sorority girl, and an ass to kiss on live TV (Beyonce’s– especially considering Kanye knew full well he’d be performing with Jay-Z on Leno the next night…think it through folks) and…

EVERYONE WINS!!!

Except Kanye, of course.

MTV gets the media buzz for days– and maybe this gets people talking about ANYTHING other than Russell Brand’s wannabe cheeky ” ‘ello Guv’na” chimney sweep act (he actually did a routine about the difference between Brits and Americans– which was every bit as bad as the hack comics who do shit about airline food, women drivers, mothers-in-law, etc…fuck, I wanted to die). Taylor Swift gets her 15 minutes extended by another 5 or so, and comes across as a sweet apple-cheeked victim. Beyonce gets to play the nurturing mother by calling Swift back onstage to finish thanking people no one else gives a fuck about– and even Jay Leno gets a rating boost for the first night of his soon-to-die network guilt trip….

And, of course, Kanye gets crucified (don’t think he’s totally hating it either, gets to post all sorts of weird explanations/apologies and whatnot (believe me, more will be coming over the next few days) talking about how he’s exhausted, how his mother’s death turned him into an even bigger asshole narcissist, etc, etc….

I guess I should amend my earlier words, as even Kanye himself wins, too.

So, boys and girls, the lesson here seems twofold:
1)Don’t be surprised if Christian Slater, Eric roberts or some other faded ’star’ tries to generate a bit of buzz by assfucking Dakota fanning on the Oscars’ red carpet next spring, and

2)As it turns out, Soy Bomb was something of an ahead-of-his-time visionary.

And now, the world shall collapse in on itself…

you missed the funnies kanye story yet. obama called him a jackass LOL

chiplins, it WAS a letter of approval.

“And for all the above reasons, I’m fully backing Kanye West. Sure, he ruined a great Ray Charles song, but his blogging makes up for it.”

this isn’t some random section pulled out of context- this is your gist and your essence, son…OWN IT!

there’s the derogatory stuff too…i can read. i get it. but don’t lie, you’re kinda charmed by west’s attitude. the same way i’m charmed by all of axl rose’s crazy bullshit…I FUCKING LOVE IT! but axl took part in this thing called “appetite for destruction” when he was in goddamn rock n roll kindergarten so i can tolerate him botoxing his soul. he’s got to save that shit! it can’t die! but kanye west is just cheese dude, and not the french double cream kind that’s served with olives, jam and sliced bread.
he’s the rotten cheese paste kind that comes out of the I.V. bags in the nacho cheese machines at 7-11 that makes my stomach curdle. his face, like the cheese goop, just makes me salivate a little too rapidly, like when you know you’re certain to vomit but confident you’ll recover shortly after.
I don’t wanna know ANYTHING about him, i just want it to go away. the little emo kids in black with the hair and the pants and the pierced parts and the vocal effects and the breakdowns and the synchronized heads and dances- they’re like the HIV to kanye’s AIDS. once it’s permanent it’s not magic johnson funny anymore, it’s the deathfuck. so i plea— let’s keep the ironic bad music news limited to the laughable. you’re only creating more of those neon sunglasses/ punk t-shirt/ basketball shoes types that make my penis invert. if that sexy ass picture of taylor swift wasn’t an upscroll away i’d have a vagina right now.

I would buy that book in a heartbeat.

If Jonny Rotten would have done the same thing nobody would have said a God Damn thing. Kanye is punk, he doesn’t give a fuck. I am stoked that Taylor Swift got completely NUKED by Kanye. It needed to be done.