It’s important to be in the know with regard to what Courtney Love and her gnawing infections are up to these days.  It’s sort of therapeutic the way she consistently reminds us that we haven’t quite hit rock-bottom.  Thanks, sweetheart!

Would you like herpes with that?

Anyway, 2009 proved to be a pretty promising year for trimming the fat from the celebutante herd. While god stationed himself in the brush and picked off Brittany Murphy, MJ, and more notably Billy Mays, we placed bets on when Amy Winehouse would shove her finger far enough down her throat to just barf up her cervix. Unfortunately, that never came to fruition, and even less fortunately, Courtney Love didn’t die of an overdose. Yep, this blonde bombshell is still alive and mowing pills. Scouring the streets of Los Angeles, on the prowl for dick.

Everyone heard that she was getting Hole back together but the gravity of the situation hadn’t quite set in until now. Recently, she scheduled three performances in Europe and posted a youtube clip of the band “rehearsing”. As I said, C Love wasn’t bluffing. Aside from being the highest, loosest, and worst vocalist in the industry, she has managed to further establish her spot in the sun as the dumbest.

0:32 – Courtney: “More treble notes! More treble notes!”

5:23 – Courtney’s Assistant Stooge: “Do you need anything else from the pharmacy right now other than the prescriptions?

Hole’s three dates:

02-17 London, England – Shepherd’s Bush Empire
02-19 Milan, Italy – Magazzini Generali
02-21 Amsterdam, Netherlands – Paradiso

I already have my flight booked to London out of Newark.
So uh…don’t…miss out on that………………..?……….I guess?

I wonder which 90’s has been will have a mid-life crisis next. Whatever. Happy New Year! Apparently Chumbawamba is still together.

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