Met Falco’s bird yet kids?

So here’s the back story on this one, the girl who’s interviewing “Future Of The Left” here in this video is a “friend” of ours named Malia. I think we’re friends. She is a really nice girl who has really bad taste in music in my opinion. And because of that I’m pretty sure she thinks I’m a total asshole dickhead who jams my foot in my mouth all day. She might be right. I don’t think she likes Buddyhead either cuz her interview list looks like our shit-list. But if it means anything, Malia you kill it in the Future Of The Left interview here. Good work dude.

Anyways, Malia used to live in Silverlake but then she read “On The Road” by Jack Kerouac and realized she needed to move to London. And she did. Pretty soon she ended up joining a band. I think she even fell in love with some bloke with crazy looking teeth. On top of that, homegirl interviews bands in Laundry-Mats for a website called “Dirty Laundry”. Pretty clever I guess but I think this show would be way better if it was called “Dirty Strippers”, we film it in a real strip club somewhere in London and we get the band completely shitfaced at a dive bar before the strip club so they’re in rare form before they see “naked chicks”. Fuck, do those bloody savages over on that cloudy little island even know what strip clubs are? If they do, you know they’re fucking the whole experience up for sure. You know fried food is involved somehow in the English version of strip clubs. Someone needs to take that idea I just cooked up and run with it. I want 2% of all earnings. Deal?

BOOYAH!

So, check this out. If you made it through all the Malia bashing (it’s all outta love girl, chillax, REAL TALK) and whatever else I was writing about on this boring ass post, then here’s the part I’d like to call “THE PAY OFF!”

THE PAY OFF!

BAM! And ya say goddamn! This is a dope jam! Get your eyeballs warmed up to look at cool shit cuz on this week’s episode of Dirty Laundry, Malia is talking with one of our top 15 favorite Welsh bands: Future Of The Left (ex-mclusky).   Falco is one funny dude, here he is again saying a lot of weird shit. As usual like HERE. He’s rad.

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