Don’t you EVER touch a black woman’s weave during sex!
If you ever luck-out and somehow get the chance to have sex with a beautiful black woman, don’ t fuck it up and touch her hair! Don’t touch the fucking weave, ever! You’ll be lucky if you don’t get slugged in that situation dudes! And I’m totally fucking serious with these facts Im shooting at you too. I’m not sure why it’s such a strict no-no with the Nubian sisters, but take my word for it that touching her hair is in league with throwing it up in the wrong hole without a warning while rapping “Sweet Black Pussy” by DJ Quik. (You know those last few lines are bumming a lot of people out, if you’re bummed on that… lighten up and youtube that song I just mentioned.) My advice if a black girl is giving you some ass is to just play it on the safe-side and just keep your hands on her tits. Yep, I stole that last line from the trailer above. Sue me!
Yep, Chris Rock has a new movie coming out! I’ve yet to find something that’s better than watching Chris Rock nuking people left and right for two hours on the silver screen, so you know I’m not missing “Good Hair”. According to Rock, he was prompted to make the movie after his 5-year old daughter asked him, “Daddy, how come I don’t have good hair?” During the film, Rock delves into the $9 billion black hair industry, and visits such places as beauty salons, barbershops, hair styling conventions, scientific laboratories (to learn the science behind chemical relaxers that straighten hair), and India, where many of the hair weaves worn by African American women originate. As usual homeboy looks funny as shit and smart as hell. I can’t wait to see this flick!
The movie features interviews from hair care industry businesspeople, stylists and their consumers, and celebrities such as Ice-T, Nia Long, Paul Mooney, Raven-Symoné, Maya Angelou, KRS-One, Salt-n-Pepa, Kerry Washington, Reverend Al Sharpton, Meagan Good and Eve. Wow, eh?
If you need to know more about this flick still, head on over to the official website @ http://www.goodhairmovie.net/ but also know that you are a HUGE DORK for doing so!
Love you all, kisses all around,
TK
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1-I wonder how many black people actually read BH
2-Now that you’ve made getting busy with a black chick sound more exciting and life changing than finding Willy Wonka’s Golden Ticket…
3-I have good hair. So good that I cut it all off. I think every chick- black or not- should go that route at least once in their lives for the freedom, for themselves. If it doesn’t work out, well, that’s what wigs are for. And, hey, you never have to worry about a strand being out of place or throwing elbows if the dude gets too hands-on above the neck during the romance.
4-Points for not invoking “jungle fever” or “laying pipe”. That’s amateur hour, at best.