I realized I hadn’t posted anything from Nardwuar in a while, so here’s "The Human Serviette" v.s. The Hedgehog! Fuck yeah! Nardwuar said his interview that he did with Aaron and Jeordie from Nine Inch Nails when we were all in Vancouver, BC Canada will be up soon, so I’ll post that when he gets it ready. In the meantime check out Aaron’s fan site… http://north-side.net/!!!! It’s hilarious, weird and creepy all at the same time. My favorite part is the photos section. The best part is we just got a box full of candy sent to our po box from the person who runs the site yesterday! Yeah, I know this has nothing to do with Ron Jeremy but what the fuck am I gonna say about that guy?

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Yes folks, it’s that time again… It’s time for a new mind blowing Shat album to bum the world out. 69 hits songs in 69 hit minutes, brilliantly entitled "Cuntree", will be coming out on Buddyhead Records (trust me, I can’t believe we’re putting it out either) in the very near future. While we tweak the artwork a bit and get ready to send this bad boy off to the pressing plant we figured it’d be good to let you all chew on a couple of Jeff Wood’s epic new songs… here are two of my favorites: "Dollar Store" (which is a topic John Lennon is pissed he didnt’ write about first) & "Joanne, Joanne" (which Jeff tells me is about the girl who runs "Burning Angel"). Oh, and check out the track listing… 1. Rock And Roll Beginning   2. Vagetarian  3. Rob From The Rich And Give To The Whores   4. Double, Double Chin  5. Show Your Tits   6. Shit On Her Tits  7. Thank God For Pussy  8. Any Cunt You Can Fuck I Can Fuck Better  9. I Fucked Your Wife  10. Computer Girl   11. Joanne, Joanne  12. Stroke Of Genius  13. Dollar Store  14. H2 HO  15. Mama’s Little Baby Loves Suckin’ Dicks  16. I Gotta Rubber   17. Good Morning Cunt  18. Chock Full Of Cunts  19. I Am P.C. (Pro-Cunt)  20. What The Fuck Do You Think Christina Aguilera Is Doing Right Now?  21. Eating A Girl Out Is The Most Brilliant Thing   22. Taste Like Piss   23. I Pissed In Your Beer   24. Caught Pissing In Public  25. Cuntibiotics   26. Jugglin’ The Bitches  27. One Cunt Is Better Than None  28. Amazon Don Juan  29. Flat As A Board  30. No Upper Lip  31. My Menstrual Art Gallery   32. Sleep Bandit  33. Skull Fuck  34. Dear, Deer   35. Suck Me Off   36. Gobble, Gobble Goo   37.Hit Dat Shit  38. It  39. Snake In Her Grass   40. Fist  41. Cummin’-N-Goin’   42. Ya Gotta Treat Queens Like Whores  43. Dunk Her Donut  44. In-N-Out   45. Cunt Tea   46. In Her Asshole  47. Cum Back  48. She Left Without Sayin’ Good Bye   49. You’re A Cunt  50. Butt Ugly   51. Vibrator   52. She’s Allergic To Cock  53. Hermaphrodite  54. Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy  55. She’s A Sex Offender   56. The Old Leave Behind   57. Spit On Her Clit   58. Pseudo Boobs  59. Free Money  60. Waiting On Lines   61. I Thought That Mike Patton Was My Friend   62. Why Do You Hate Clowns?  63. Seeing Eye Dog vs. Licking Dick Dog   64. That Fuckin’ Whore Gave You AIDS  65. Why Give Flowers?  66. Suicide  67. Bar In Heaven  68. Give Cunt A Chance  69. 69

(Download - "Dollar Store")

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