Hi, I’m Meathead. I’m sorry to bother you, I know you’re busy, but there’s a question that’s been nagging at me lately. What function does Lady Gaga serve? Seriously, I don’t get it. Why does she exist? I feel like … more >

[EDIT- I changed the title. I was weird from being up too late on Juggalo forums when I wrote the other title. The goth jokes still rule. - Chip] We figured that Fruitcake Nosferatu was going to lay low in … more >

Vacuous L.A. purse-chihuahua, Perez Hilton, has announced the first addition to his unbelievably ill-advised record label…Perezcious Music…(wow)…an offshoot of his Hollywood gossip rag, which is equal parts unfunny, obese, and cum-stained. I give you the one thing gayer than Perez … more >

Out of rehab and back on your feet in no time, huh? We told you it wasn’t no big. But now you’re going to be under the magnifying glass for this tour. No worries, though. We’re gonna teach you how … more >

No jokes. No slurs. Just Pixie Doolittle tour dates. 8.29 Burl’s Creek Park, Ontario – V Festival 9.30 Dublin, Ireland – Olympia 10.01 Dublin, Ireland – Olympia 10.02 Dublin, Ireland – Olympia 10.04 Glasgow, Scotland – SECC – Hall 4 … more >

Suppose you killed 80 teenagers and stuffed them under your house. And then you apologized for it. And then you stuffed 80 more teenagers under your house. Would that apology have counted for much? The answer is a big “YES!” … more >

Internet nerds are holding their Critical Theory Master Degrees fast and shaking in nervous reverie because our buddy, John Darnielle, whom we interviewed here, is releasing a new Mountain Goats album titled The Life Of The World To Come. The … more >

Hi, I’m Meathead. If you’re anything like me, and may God help you if you are, you have August 11, 2009 circled in bright red about 80 times on your calendar. It’s going to be such an amazing day. In … more >

Hi, I’m Meathead. Someone on the internet was nice enough to forward me a link to Shock Rocker™ Marilyn Manson’s MySpace blog (in other news, Marilyn Manson has a MySpace blog). Apparently he’s a tad upset that various individuals with … more >