We gave away five copies of the new Oasis DVD “Lord Don’t Slow Me Down”, which is a must-own if you aren’t a douchebag and like the rock n’ roll… if for the commentary alone. So yeah, we had a contest cuz we love our readers and love giving them cool shit for free. We made our slave Jon go through all of the entries and pick five winners, you can email him @ jon@buddyhead.com if you feel like putting someone down and making yourself feel a little better. Below we’ve posted the two “best” entries. Hey Frank, high five. Hey Dave, we’re even now.

2nd Place:

I lost my fucking virginity after an Oasis concert when they were touring for What’s the Story Morning Glory. I was 17 and she was one of my older sister’s college friends. Ran into each other at the show. Show was pretty fuckin awesome. Afterwards everyone went over to this dude’s place to hang out. It was a Saturday. I’d told my folks I was spending the night at my friend Jeremy’s house. She was all into the British stuff before anyone else I knew was, like the Verve and Spacemen 3 and Jesus and Mary Chain. I was still listening to y’know a bunch of crap, really. Then it all just kinda happened. I don’t wanna get too into the details (I’m a gentleman), but she had like a blonde little bob haircut and wore Doc Martins. It was the ’90s. We were alone, there was plenty of Boone’s Farm going around, and it was awesome. Anyway, that is my story.

Thanks,
Frank

First place:

Hi there Jon,

Let me tell you why I need this Oasis DVD more than anyone else…

I’m not going to bore you with stories about how I am Oasis’ biggest fan.

No stories about how I once flew all the way to Mancastle, or whatever homo-brit city they are from, and sat in the in the local pub for 6 days in hopes that Noel might just walk through the door and I could possibly wank him off in between pints of Guinness.

No stories of how Liam snorted meth off my knob the night he clocked Noel with a tambourine.

And I’m definitely not going to bore you with the story of the time I let Magic Johnson drive the lane on the Hershey highway in hopes that I could be the one to infect Damon Albarn and Alex James so they would catch AIDS and die.

While all true, I don’t think any of that really interests you.

I really need this DVD and the accompanying cd collection, because Travis and Aaron fucking owe me!

I’m the guy that drove their asses around the country on a couple of tours, while Aaron chugged Red-Bull and Travis shoveled blow up his beak in the back of the van!

I’m the guy that made the rest of the band wait and not leave Aaron in the middle of Iowa, or wherever the fuck we were, so he could take a shower and eat his pancakes at a truckstop where he was probably taking it in the tailpipe by a lonely trucker.

I’m the guy that left the hotel room and sat in the van in the winter in Knoxville, after getting hit in the head with a brief-case by the sound guy flipping out on opium, so Aaron could stick his ET fingers in the buttholes of two girls at one time.

Oh yeah, and I’m also the one who had to pick out shards of glass from my fingers after I pulled a trash can, dry-erase board, and a catering cooler out of a broken beer bottle filled shower, while Duane Denison looked on in disgust.
(Please reference the end of the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh08IS1KP8Q)

And I had to do all of this while being engaged to a pregnant girlfriend, so I got absolutely no gash whatsoever!!!

So I think what I am trying to say is that Buddyhead owes me a little joy in my life…

I just want to sit back on my couch and watch a great band play some rock and roll and make me forget all about all the greatness I missed and all the shit I had to endure from them…and since Guns ‘N Roses do not have a new DVD out, I guess I’ll have to settle for Oasis.

David Kotton

In the haze of craziness from everything that’s been going on here at Buddyhead this past week… you know the usual… new websites, new writers, & Aaron’s new male life partner… it looks like we fucked up once again and somehow forgot to tell you about the new Oasis (digital) single! Yeah, we don’t know how we forgot to tell you about the greatest current rock band’s “new” song either. Even if it is just a left over song that didn’t make the cut for their last album, it’s still way better than anything else we’ve heard lately.

So anyhoo… On October 23rd, Oasis released a new song called “Lord Don’t Slow Me Down” which features Noel on vocals and is also the theme song to the rockumentary film of the same name that’ll be coming out on DVD real soon. We recommend that you buy the single from Itunes by clicking here, dime your stereo and head-bang while brother Noel kicks you down some knowledge about being tired, on drugs and hungover. We’re sure you won’t be able to relate… Oh, and check out the video dudes…

Now, let’s get some opinions… what do you guys think of the song? The video? The forth-coming DVD?