Maynard James Keenan is a weird dude.

Big Daddy MJK emailed me this photo of himself a week ago, for reasons still unknown. Holy cow, look at that name I just dropped. You probably know who Maynard is, he’s kinda of a big deal in the music world. He’s the dude who sings for the ass kickin’ band “Tool”, who without any TV or radio play… sell MILLIONS OF ALBUMS and fill arenas where they melt people’s faces off . Yep, The Nard has seen a million faces and they’ve rocked em all.
Dude also sings for “A Perfect Circle”, the band who I forever owe because they introduced me to arena rock (and in the process - the lobster tank - RIP). Now “Puscifer” is his new endeavour into the “solo-artist” world where he’s been collaborating with everyone from Danny Lohner (the two beer drunk) to the mint Milla Jovovich (not sure what she did but it doesn’t matter cuz she’s one of the hottest girls on the planet) to Tim Alexander from Primus… What the fuck am I doing right now… I’m basically writing an ass kissing bio and I haven’t even heard this shit nor is Maynard paying me for this. Dude seriously needs to hire me to make him cooler… I’m not sure what he’s waiting for to be honest.
Anyways back to Tool… I just gotta say that if you happen to like Heavy music but for some reason or another you aren’t into Tool… Take a closer look man. Check out their record “Ænima”, it’s the “OK Computer” of metal… I know that sounds lame, but give it a shot. If you ever go see Tool live, get ready to watch their hair-whipping bass player Justin Chancellor and their basketball jersey wearing mini bar destroyer of a drummer Danny Carey SLAY!As for Puscifer, I haven’t heard the album yet (even though Josh Freese and I will did a video commentary thing which I think should be coming out on a DVD or the single “Queen B” someday) cuz Maynard has yet to mail me a copy of the record. But no matter what the Puscifer album actually sounds like, the laws of physics will prevent it from being anywhere near as rad as Tool. It’s like those lion robots in the Voltron cartoon back in the day… yeah they’re cool lion robots, but when all of em join forces they’re this massive rad giant ass kicking mega robot that’s UNSTOPPABLE!
But just based on the fact that the Puscifer album is titled “V is for Vagina”, I recommend that you buy it from Itunes by clicking here. fuck, burn me a copy dude.
Anyways, I have no idea what this photo of Maynard is all about, but I figured it’d look really good on the front of Buddyhead.com for a week or so. Do you have any idea what’s up with this photo? If so post your caption or story of the photo below. Whoever I think comes up with the best caption or has the best story for this photo gets a free item of their choice from the BUDDYHEAD ONLINE STORE @ http://merchlackey.com/buddyhead/.
Tool - “Ænima” music video
Puscife - “Country Boner” music video
Puscife - “Queen B” music video
Tool tourdates with Trans AM opening:
2007 14 Dec Las Vegas, NV US The Pearl Latest
2007 13 Dec Las Vegas, NV US The Pearl Latest
2007 11 Dec San Francisco, CA US Bill Graham Civic Latest
2007 10 Dec Los Angeles, CA US Nokia Theater Latest
2007 08 Dec Nampa, ID US Idaho Center Latest
2007 07 Dec Spokane, WA US Spokane Arena Latest
2007 05 Dec Portland, OR US Memorial Coliseum Latest
2007 04 Dec Everett, WA US Everett Events Center Latest
2007 03 Dec Missoula, MT US Adam’s Fieldhouse Latest
2007 01 Dec Victoria CANADA Save On Foods Memorial Center Latest
2007 29 Nov Kelowna CANADA Prospera Place Latest
2007 27 Nov Saskatoon CANADA Credit Union Center Latest
2007 25 Nov Billings, MT US Metrapark Arena Latest
2007 24 Nov Salt Lake City, UT US E Center Latest
2007 23 Nov Casper, WY US Casper Events Center Latest
2007 21 Nov Denver, CO US Pepsi Center Latest
2007 19 Nov Tulsa, OK US Tulsa Convention Center Latest
2007 17 Nov New Orleans, LA US New Orleans Arena Latest
2007 16 Nov Houston, TX US Toyota Center Latest
2007 14 Nov Austin, TX US Frank Erwin Center
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