Enjoy this full album stream of the Lullabye Arkestra’s Threats/Worship, courtesy of VICE Records.

The Lullabye Arkestra is a husband-wife rock & roll duo born in 2001 from the marital union of Kat Taylor-Small (bass/vocals) and Justin Small (drums/vocals). In the time since, the Arkestra has seen a revolving lineup, including an incarnation that included up to twelve musicians. But how many bands really need a dozen jerks to make a racket? Zero. And for their VICE Records debut, the couple has wisely stripped the Lullabye Arkestra down to a loud as fuck minimum: just the love birds themselves.

The result is an album both stoned and aggressive, merging Big Business and Death From Above 1979 into a brand of heavy, soulful rock & drone all their own. And who doesn’t love a band with a chick who can rock a bass and sing like a riot?

Homos.

Boring, boring homos.

So crank the Lullabye Arkestra, read their answers to our 13 Questions below, and watch the video for “We Fuck The Night” at the end. After that, you’re gonna wanna buy the LP and a shirt so everyone will be all banging you and shit. It’ll happen. Trust us. We’re also giving these nerds a pass on deliberately misspelling their band name. A Sun-Ra reference will do that for ya.

CHECK IT, FOOLS:

13 QUESTIONS WITH THE LULLABYE ARKESTRA

1. Who are your heroes?

Justin: Mark Hollis from Talk Talk, Dave Lombardo from Slayer. Kat Taylor. Mark because of his ability to talk directly to your soul (see ‘Laughing Stock’) and Dave because he’s a god damn ANIMAL behind the kit. Kat’s me wife.

Kat: Lemmy: got a tattoo on my belly to prove it.

J: Got a tattoo on my arm to prove that too.

2. When was the last time you said today was a good day?

J: The other day

K: I usually have a lot more good nights than good days.

3. What or who still inspires you to keep on keeping on?

J: Multiple things. If you don’t find beauty, or at least try to, then all is lost. Currently fascinated by athletic porn stars.

K: That fact that you’re never too old to rock n’ roll. I plan to still be doing this shit in some form or another as a senior citizen…and yes, athletic porn stars, so inspiring.

4. What would you rather be doing right now?

J: Eating lunch. Because it’s lunch time.

K: Sitting in a park drinking a beer, it’s a good days for that right now, why am i inside?

5. If you weren’t making art, what do you think you’d be doing?

J: Selling records. That’s what i do to pay rent currently. www.sonicboommusic.comk. Porn athlete, maybe.

6. Who would you rather eat dinner with, Danny Devito or Dog The Bounty Hunter?

J: With out a doubt, Danny! C’mon, Throw Mamma from the Train???!!!?? War of the Roses?? He’d have plenty of jokes.

K: Yeah, totally Danny Devito. He’s such a cute little fella.

7. What makes you cringe?

J: Rude assholes who are mean because they can be. Nothing is more disgusting to me than a self-centered rude jerk. Also, watching someone barf. Pretty nasty.

K: Nickleback videos, mushrooms (of the non-magic variety), people who dress up their dogs.

8. Give us your best recipe? Let us have it!

J: Kat’s thee cook…

K: Oooooh okay…..this is exciting. I make a mean Indian chicken curry. Basically puree onion, garlic and a can of tomatoes, fry it up with cumin, turmeric, masala spices, fenugreek and random other indian spices (I make it differently every time), throw in the chicken and simmer for ages, pour in some cream and voila! serve with rice, naan bread and copious bottles of red wine. This dish gives Justin a boner.

9. Do you have hope for this new generation of kids who worship Lindsay Lohan, suck down TMZ, download music (and have never even owned one cd or lp) and fast food gobbling generation that is in their teenage years right now? Or are they a lost cause?

J: Nah, the kids are alright. Some are dumb as shit and know nothing about what sounds good but those people will end up awful adults. There’s a lot out there like you and me who grew up with a good head on our shoulders and discovered our own way of doing things. We work hard to make the world a better place. I’ll give the kids a break. but really, VINYL IS BETTER

K: I agree, although I think Lindsay Lohan is a crazy little bitch who would actually be kinda fun to hang out with.

10. What in the world is affecting you right now?

J: My hangover.

11. The 80’s or the 90’s? And why?

J: The 80’s had better hardcore, but I did most of my ‘discovering’ in the 90’s. That’s when the sex was awkward and fun. I could do as much drugs as possible and still function in public, and I discovered the delay peddle. Changed my life.

K: For me the 80’s was about hair metal and high school, glad all that’s over. The 90’s was when i starting playing music as what Justin calls a “grunge hippy”… I was all about mosh pits but also doing acid and tripping out by the water.

12. What could you NOT live with out?

J: Katia Maria Vivian Taylordog Small.

K: Awww jeez.

13. Give the internet some words to live by….

J: ‘Hey internet, your friends have beer and are waiting for you in the park’

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