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Pharrell WIlliams

Pharrell Williams “G I R L” Columbia So, Pharrell has a new solo album out now. It’s called “G I R L.” I haven’t figured out yet what the acronym G I R L...

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Beck

Beck “Morning Phase” Capitol Records Hi, I’m Meathead. I haven’t written for this website in a while, because I forgot my WordPress password and I also forgot Buddyhead existed. My bad. Anyway, Jesus came...

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Meathead’s Year Book Weekend Wrap-up – Week 2

It’s the weekend again, as evidenced by the fact that I’m not at that horrible place where I go to feel my spirit slowly strangled to death for forty excruciating hours per week (just kidding work is awesome). It also means that it’s time for another Year Book Weekend Wrap-Up™! Yay! Okay, let’s get this shit over with.

Francis and the Lights 429

Francis and the Lights

I really didn’t know what to make of this album at first. My initial impression was that the dork on the cover, who I can only assume is Francis and I don’t care enough to Google it, looks like some unfortunate hybrid of Beavis and Birthday Party-era Nick Cave.

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Anal Cunt

Anal Cunt Fuckin’ A Patac Records Hi, I’m Meathead. It is probably too early to say this, but based on little more than a really awesome album cover and the first minute or so...

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Autolux

Autolux Transit Transit TBD Hi, I’m Meathead. A bunch of days ago, Travis asked me to write a review of the new Autolux record. That guy Jameson originally wanted to review it, but Travis...

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Weezer announces another new horribly misguided attempt at irony

Meathead drops the BOMB on Weezer. The obviously-40 Rivers Cuomo met “Hurley” (a.k.a. Jorge Garcia from Lost) at some spacetime-warpingly lame party somewhere recently, and decided it would not only make for a hilarious story to tell his preteen Asian girlfriends, but the dude’s name “Hurley” would be a totally epic title and cover for another one of his famous batches of embarrassing songs.

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So I Married a Gun Murderer

As you can see, Rachelle is not a gold-digger, since it specifically states on her website that Rachelle is not a gold-digger. Not that any of you were thinking she’s a gold-digger, and I most certainly was not saying she’s a gold-digger, but just so we’re clear here, anyone that says Rachelle Short Spector is a gold-digger is flat out wrong.

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David Cross – Bigger and Blackerer

David Cross Bigger and Blackerer Sub Pop Hi, I’m Meathead. If, like noted asshole Roger Waters, you possess amazing powers of observation, then by now you may have detected a tendency on my part...

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How To Destroy Insomnia

I must confess I was hesitant to listen to the two How To Destroy Angels songs that are currently available online. After being subjected to the cruel horrors of Paul McCartney’s Wings as a small child, I rank “listening to husband-and-wife bands” just underneath “trimming Della Reese’s toenails with my teeth” on my list of things to get excited about. But, despite the fact that husband-and-wife bands have never, ever been a good idea, ever, this is Trent Reznor we’re talking about.

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Crystal Castles – (II)

Crystal Castles (II) (a.k.a. We’re Too Busy Being So Fucking Hip To Bother Giving Our Albums Real Names, Just Like Weezer) Fiction Records Hi, I’m Meathead. I just found out about this new album...

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Dave & Ug's Goddamned Christmas Special

Hi, I’m Meathead. Are you all excited for the Holidays? Boy, I sure am! I got a ham and everything. But I guess that isn’t really any of your business. Anyway, in the interest...

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Kevin Smith: The Idiot's Quentin Tarantino

The simple fact remains that Cop Out is not a good movie. There may be a few cheap laughs along the way, but if that’s all I’m looking for, I can just watch cat videos on YouTube. That’s not a substitute for quality filmmaking.

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Vampire Weekend – "Contra"

Vampire Weekend “Contra” Castrated Sissy Recordings Hi, I’m Meathead. I could have sworn there was already a review for this album on Buddyhead, but I guess I must have been thinking about one of...

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NBC = Nothing But Crap

No sooner does Conan start getting his shit packed up to move out to L.A. than the announcement comes that – don’t worry, America – Jay Leno’s not going anywhere! That’s like getting remarried, then on your wedding night telling your new wife that your ex is still going to be coming by every morning to make breakfast.

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Dave & Ug – Thanksgiving Cop Drama

Detectives Kent Broadstone (Dave) and Oscar Escalante (Ug) must race against the clock to solve the crime of the century! Along the way, they learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving and count their many...

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Dave & Ug's Clothing-Optional Halloween Special

It’s that time of year again, when we all come together to celebrate the anniversary of Jesus Christ’s steroid-fueled homicidal rampage at the Bethlehem Recreation Center. What better way to mark the occasion than...

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Muse – The Resistance

Muse The Resistance Warner Bros. Hi, I’m Meathead. I was walking down the street the other day and just happened to notice a sign stapled onto a telephone pole. The sign was black with...

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Dave & Ug go to a Tori Amos concert

In the latest installment of the wholly unnecessary Dave & Ug saga, the aforementioned Dave and Ug are among the first participants of a new government program to rehabilitate criminals by forcing them to...

Dave & Ug Discover the Internet! 1

Dave & Ug Discover the Internet!

Dave and Ug are back in their most recent adventure yet! In today’s installment, they finally “log on” to this hot new internet craze that’s so popular lately, only to discover that maybe it’s...

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Dave & Ug in The Legend of Cash4Gold

In today’s long-dreaded installment, Dave and Ug learn some wild and wonderful things about life, love, death, and the true value of a dollar. Also, Ug’s eczema flares up for the third time this...

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Marilyn Manson – "The High End of Low"

Marilyn Manson The High End of Low Who Gives A Shit Records Hi, I’m Meathead, the designated Marilyn Manson album reviewer for Buddyhead. In case you’re wondering how much I’m getting paid for this,...

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Dave & Ug's Wet N' Wild MSNBC Adventure

It’s apparently time for another entirely inappropriate and uncalled-for Dave & Ug cartoon that has absolutely no business whatsoever being posted on Buddyhead! In this installment, based on a dream I had the other...

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Dave and Ug's road trip

In this installment, it’s a desperate race against the clock as Dave and Ug embark on a peril-fraught journey to the Pizza Hut, where A-List actor Nicolas Cage is due to sign some copies...

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Pierce The Veil

Hi, I’m Meathead.  Have you guys heard about Pierce The Veil?  They’re the hot new “post-hardcore” band that everyone’s talking about!  You may have seen them on the kick-ass Vans Warped Tour last year...

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Dave & Ug on The Tonight Show

Celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ with this completely non-Easter-related cartoon! In this episode, Dave and Ug are summoned by Johnny Carson to appear on the Tonight Show in 1985, back in...

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Dave & Ug's Instructional Golf Video

Dave and Ug share their vast knowledge of the great sport of golf! Learn how to drive the ball farther and harder! See Phil Mickelson’s butt crack! Hang out at the clubhouse and vomit...

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Meathead presents Dave & Ug

Hi, I’m Meathead. You may remember I used to post things on this website way back in 2008. Remember that thing about the… oh fuck it, nevermind. Anyway, I’ve been making some shitty cartoons...

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Buddyhead Christmas Party

Click here to buy tickets for the Buddyhead Holiday Ho Ho Hodeo from Hotelcafe.com!!! Thank you to Lisa Harker for making our dream of a flyer come true. We’re gonna have a good time,...