Bam Margera’s Joke Band(?) Fuckface Unstoppable
Bam Margera has had a rough few years. In 2011, he very publicly lost it over his friend Ryan Dunn’s death, which was pretty tough to stomach. You’d think losing your best friend to drunk driving would be an eyeopener for him to get his shit together. But instead, he has doubled down on his shitheadery. Bam’s current hobbies include waking up to a nice breakfast of coke and oxycodone, doing donuts in his Lamborghini, and dressing like Joe Pesci at the end of Home Alone. When he has time in between getting treated for syphilis, he plays in Fuckface Unstoppable, a joke band(?) with his brother, girlfriend, and Brandon Novak. It’s gotten so bad that Chad Ginsburg, the CKY guitarist who looks like an extra on Pirates of the Caribbean, quit the band, saying he couldn’t watch Bam’s downward spiral any longer. That might be a wake up call, Bam. Another wake up call: Steve-O, the Jackass who once stapled his balls to his leg, has cleaned up his act, looks 10 years younger, and now does comedy tours. The comedy sucks but at least he’s less likely to die a horse semen-related death.
Bam Margera’s Reaction to Ryan Dunn’s death