Meathead’s Year Book Weekend Wrap-Up – Week 15
Hi, I’m Meathead. Yeah, I’m still doing this shit. Hey, check it out, I made it to 100! The cash should start rolling in any minute now. Any time…
Day #100: Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon was on Saturday Night Live back in olden times, when it was still occasionally funny. More recently he’s starred as Doug Wilson on the show Weeds (marijuana). I don’t know if he’s still on that show, or who else is on it anymore for that matter, since they keep writing out 3/4 of the cast and moving Nancy to another country every goddamned season. Next year she’ll probably be hiding on the dark side of the moon, selling moon hash to the moon people.
Day #101: Tom Hanks
There’s no crying in baseball! LOOK WHAT I HAVE CREATED I HAVE MADE FIRE AUAAAAAHHHH Me and Jenn-ay were just like peas and car-rots again. I have AIDS. Tom Hanks, everybody! Tom Hanks.
Day #102: Bill Gates
Bill Gates made the operating system you’re currently using to read this Buddyhead post, if you’re a fucking loser. Only losers use Microsoft Windows. I don’t want to hang out with you unless you use that other operating system. Well, maybe I’ll still hang out with you, but not in public where other users of the cool operating system might see me, like Starbucks or at an Interpol concert.
Day #103: Harry Knowles
Ultranerd and founder of Ain’t It Cool News, a website about nerdy movies where other nerds can congregate and talk about nerdy things like Batman, Star Trek and Christina Hendricks. Harry is the first and currently only subject of my Year Book project to actually comment on their drawing (calling it “ego-gratifying art”), which makes him way cooler than any of the other dickheads I’ve drawn so far. *cough*Tiny Tim*cough*
Day #104: Queen Elizabeth II
“Protecting the Queen’s safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts.” – Lt. Frank Drebin
Day #105: Carly Fiorina
Like Sharron Angle, whose drawing was featured here a couple weeks ago, Carly Fiorina is a name that was all over the news right around the time I was gathering names for this project, but has since essentially dropped out of the public consciousness. Carly ran against Barbara Boxer for U.S. Senate from California and lost, just like every other Republican in this disgustingly liberal state. Other than that, her biggest claim to fame is outsourcing a shitload of American jobs overseas as the CEO of Hewlett-Packard, so they could save a few bucks. Corporations are awesome!
Day #106: Flavor Flav
Flavor Flav ran unsuccessfully against Senator Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota in– oh, wait, he didn’t do that, nevermind. He was just in Public Enemy as “that clock guy” and later went on to be in one of those VH1 reality shows with a hot tub and a bunch of skanky chicks, just like Brett Michaels, Perry Farrell and Ed Begley, Jr. To be fair, he did give back to the community by teaching millions of inner city kids the importance of knowing what time it is.
Well, I’m all out of drawings for now and I don’t have anything else to talk about, so, bye.