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Meathead’s Year Book Weekend Wrap-up – Week 4

Posted by Meathead on January 29, 2011 at 2:41 pm


Hi, I’m Meathead. I’ve got some good news and some bad news to share with you today. Let’s get the bad news out of the way first: I’m subjecting you to another week of drawings of people you couldn’t care less about. The good news? They’re in color this time! For lack of anything useful to do, I’ve been going back and adding color to some of the previous drawings with my totally legal, non-pirated copy of Photoshop. I decided to do this to all of this week’s entries as well. I don’t know if I’ll do this every week, but I probably will at least continue to color the ones that suck less. You can still look at the original black and white versions here, if you’re interested in that for some reason.

This week the Year Book goes Hollywood, apparently! Every single day, with the exception of today, I managed to pick the name of an actor from the Top Secret Box of Names. It was a little weird, to tell you the truth. Twilight Zone shit.

Day #23: Mickey Rooney

Mickey Rooney was a well-known actor from the mid-18th century or so. Today he is most famous for not being dead yet. Not to be confused with Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes who, coincidentally, is also not dead yet. Maybe they’re related.

Day #24: Tom Cruise

I tried to capture the shithouse rat craziness of Tom Cruise in this drawing. I guess it came out sort of all right. At the very least, this should help Travis add to his cease-and-desist letter collection.

Day #25: Gwyneth Paltrow

Despite getting her head cut off by Kevin Spacey in Seven (spoilers), Gwyneth Paltrow still seems to be getting around a lot. Most recently, she decided that she will be a country singer for a while until she gets bored with it, because she is rich and pretty and perfect and she can do anything she wants and nobody will ever say “No, that’s a fucking terrible idea.”

Day #26: Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel is very pretty. Look at his lovely pink dress. He hopes someone will ask him to go with them to the school dance next week. Not Sylvester, though. He’s old and icky.

Day #27: Harrison Ford

In this drawing, I attempted to depict the moment that Harrison Ford finally achieves true enlightment and realizes that George Lucas is a moron. I hope I used the right colors.

Day #28: Patrick Stewart

I used to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation as a kid during those precious few moments when I wasn’t getting my ass kicked, and I’d always wondered what the guy who plays Captain Picard would look like if he were twenty years older, horribly deformed, jaundiced, and had a nipple on the top of his head. Seriously, I can’t be the only one who thought about that.

Day #29: Bill Hicks

Breaking the actor streak is that lovable dead scamp Bill Hicks. In this picture, Bill recreates the act of sucking Satan’s cock, which is something that more than one of the other people this week is undoubtedly familiar with. Not naming any names, of course!

And that’ll do it for this week. I’m going to go get psyched up for the Ween concert I will be attending this evening. I’ll be back next week, and as always, you can follow my daily updates on Twitter and Tumblr. Okay, that’s it. Bye.


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