buckcherry

Buckcherry “All Night Long”

Posted by Jameson Piedimonte on August 5, 2010 at 1:20 am


Buckcherry
“All Night Long”
Eleven Seven Music/Atlantic

From the late 90s, and leading into the early 2000′s, we were learning to avoid watching Music TV.  Rock music wasn’t well represented in mainstream media and if one wasn’t a fan of bands coming from the hard rock linage of AC/DC, Guns N Roses or Alice in Chains, which were the staples of Rock music on the radio and cable television, there wasn’t much for you.

With that said Buckcherry’s new album “All Night Long” is fucking lame.  There is nothing “new” about it.  The band seems comfortable being a marginal novelty commodity act and a summation of every band decorating the Hard Rock Cafe’s walls, contributing nothing to their craft other than retailing meager profits for a major label, (though to be fair they released this album on their own independent label, Eleven Seven Music.  That is a smart move.  Hopefully they’ve learned not to leak their material again and blame “pirates” for “stealing.”)  One big clue before listening to this band is the lead singer, Josh Todd (who’s solo record was also independent on the “world-famous” Josh Todd Records), looking like the ass-baby of Scott Weiland and Steven Tyler.  In fact, Slash worked with Todd while developing the Velvet Revolver project, probably while holding out for Steven Tyler to become available (should have waited a few more years there Slash!) and ultimately dropped Todd for Weiland.  Ouch. By the way, according to the Urban Dictionary a “Todd” is: “Male displaying generic “frat-guy” behavior traits.” Weird.

Oh the power of green screen.  Their show looks sold out!  I wonder if they animated the topless sixteen year old jailbait or if that is real footage?

“For the Movies” (starring Tara Reid) Music Video:

“Lit Up” Music Video


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  • Socko

    I’ll bet this one’s already on one of those Touch-Play jukeboxes at Boondocker’s or Hornswaggles or Ramjammers or wherever tweaker shitheads go to drink Mountain Dew and bottom shelf vodka and shake up some Taco Bell farts on the dance floor.

    FIRST!! With a run on sentence…..

  • Travis Keller

    High five!

  • Mike S

    Thats my bottom-fluffer!

  • johndoval

    As I watched that video I immediately thought that it could be used as a typical Monday Night Football anthem.

  • Warchild aka Lupton Pittman

    A Todd is on par with an Eddy as in Eddy from Eddy and the Cruisers. Not many Eddys are still around. They were more visible in the 80′s working on cars with a ciggie hanging form their lips and looking for a fight. You could also call them Fonzi’s for a better reference point. Todds and Eddys went at it at the end of The Outsiders. I think Eddy’s would be into this shite for sure.

  • Butthole Brown

    why would you even review this? r u gonna review the new days of the new album? or spacehog? or dishwalla? you didnt have to review this for me to know it would be bad. actually i didnt need to hear about this in anyway shape or form. i wasted my time reading this. you wasted your time writing it. everything about this is a wste of time

  • Greg

    Butthole Brown, chill… you sound a little testy, dude.

  • Shizz

    ..but seriously, isn’t there a new Autolux album to review?

  • Crap

    …but seriously, isn’t it your choice whether to read this or not? quit complaining.

  • Warchild aka Lupton Pittman

    fyi, i was broing it up last night while making soup and watching sunday night baseball and johndoval was pretty much spot on because they were playing this shite as they were going to commercial or coming back or whatever. remember when sports rock was huey lewis and the news and dire straits?

  • commodore sixty four

    where is towelie?

  • Nick Taxidermy

    Hey Butthole Brown, Spacehog’s first record was a blast.

  • http://twitter.com/toweleeeie Towelie

    I agree with Nick Taxidermy on Spacehog. Shout out to my bud commodore sixty nine.

    I kinda hate Fuckcherry. They are disrespectful to women. They make me extremely uncomfortable and bum me out.

  • Jarvy

    I really like B.H……but I must admit, I get a little of reading about how every band that isn’t the “Newest and coolest” are bunch of ass-jockeys. OK….I agree…there is not a lot of new stuff here…..but Buckcherry are one of the few real rock bands left standing in the “Major Label” arena…..maybe you can tell me that he new STP and Velvet Revolver (and your fav G&R) are making better music?

  • Jarvy

    I really like B.H……but I must admit, I get a little fuckin tired of reading about how every band that isn’t the “Newest and coolest” are bunch of ass-jockeys. OK….I agree…there is not a lot of new stuff here…..but Buckcherry are one of the few real rock bands left standing in the “Major Label” arena…..maybe you can tell me that he new STP and Velvet Revolver (and your fav G&R) are making better music?

  • http://twitter.com/toweleeeie Towelie

    No offense Jarvy (we all have our tastes) but, “Crazy Bitch” was so bad I thought Kid Cock wrote it. It’s lyrical high school.

    No, wait, retract that. Let me get this straight. There’s a girl who’s crazy. BUT, the dude likes the way she fucks. Holy Shite Muslim Batman, I never got it before! The world makes sense now. Those lyrics are brilliant!

    When I see a chick singing those lyrics after two double vodka sodas (which both used to happen almost every night), I cringed in disgust. I downright hate these guys.

    The answer to your question:

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