Buddyhead Gossip #133: Keith is off booze, Axl Rose looks like Rip Taylor, Flamers and someone needs to stop Ke$ha!

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142 Responses

  1. anonymous says:

    Finally!

  2. ev says:

    I was about to say Kesha is the worst thing to happen to popular music since the Whack Eyed Peas, but then I heard LMFAO.. Terrible, just terrible.

  3. Jebidiah Cumdumpster says:

    Hey come on now, what’s wrong with jizz pudding?

  4. moved says:

    fuck you guys for ever introducing me to kesha and LMFAO. im going to go kill myself now….

  5. Hasief says:

    Of course, Axl Rose being Axl Rose, his tweets often go waaaaay beyond the 140-character mark. But that’s OK, his rants are more than worth it.

  6. Eddy Eggsalad says:

    Isn’t Keith Richard‘s a little too old to be giving up alcohol? How many more years is this guy trying to preserve in his crippled-ass life?

  7. dmullol says:

    lol “one of the good ones”

  8. Bob Vila says:

    Thank you for introducing me to, then nukakkeing Ke$ha.

  9. Sabine says:

    “Guess sometimes the apple gets shot out of a cannon from the tree.” This sentence only was worth the long wait…

  10. Alex Eldridge says:

    Hahah Nu-akk’ed… totally worth reading JUST for that. Beautiful as always Travis.

  11. dabydoff says:

    NUKKAKED…you guys are such wordsmiths(kiss-ass)!definitely worth the wait but let’s keep the gossip comin’ as frequent as possible!

  12. Tapeworm Abortion says:

    You JUST NOW found out about Cowboy Troy? That guy already has TWO RECORDS under his belt and has been making terrible music for years now.

  13. commodore sixty four says:

    so that means those cavemen are related to rockwell? now i know why somebodys watching me is in those geico ads. plus that was a glorified paper cut travis! like the old guy in the background of the photo im not impressed.

  14. TuraLura says:

    Demon hell spawn of Rip Taylor + Sammy Hagar = Axl Rose 2010!

  15. sean says:

    Fatty is rocking a Calvin Klein button up with some jeans from 89 that he had to lie down to zip up…look completed with the best alcohol induced early-onset dementia face since that dude from Mastodon. Hilarious.

  16. Ryan says:

    actually, flamer is used more as meaning gay as balls, troll means an e-shittalker
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

  17. Joel Jett says:

    What the hell has happened to this world. That LMFAO shit Is the most offensive thing ever…like on so many levels. We have finally made the movie “Idiocracy” come true with these two winners. Somebody stick a machete in me already. Nominated for a Grammy for fucks sake? FUCK!!!!!!!

  18. cory says:

    …didnt know they also did stitches at the needle exchange.

  19. dharma69 says:

    What do you expect from a fucktard who can’t get his head around the concept of your airplane seat in the upright position for take off? It would’ve been the pop culture moment of the year if Romney had Mormonized his ass and bitch slapped those stupid glasses off.

  20. JANGIO DAN RIO says:

    I DON’t EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKHATS ON ABOUT?

  21. sean says:

    i should get whatever prize for recognizing that dios’ toss my cookies is a sorta cover of an old FYP song

  22. warchild says:

    i got a little misty seeing sweetness in the superbowl shuffle. fuckin top man.

  23. jas patrick says:

    Grats on the award, Heads of Buddy!
    The venom, oh yes, the venom has been recognized.

  24. warchild says:

    So trick or treat, smell my feet, yup I drippedy-dropped a hit
    So books get on your mark and spark that old censorship
    Drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids
    The boogedy-woogedly brooklyn boys about to get his, dig
    My waist bones connected to my hip bone
    My hip bones connected to my thigh bone
    My thigh bones connected to my knee bone
    My knee bones connected to my hardy-har-har-har
    The jibbedy-jabber jaw ja-jabbing at your funny bone, um
    Skip the ovaltine, Id rather have a honeycomb
    Or preferably the sesame, lets spiggedy-spark the blunts, um
    Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun

    They want efx, some live efx
    They want efx, some live efx
    They want efx, some live efx
    Snap a neck for some live efx

  25. Jughead says:

    WHOA, those Assclowns are nominated for a GRAMMY? Remember when a Grammy went to people who WORKED at their music like, IKE AND TINA or OTIS REDDING?! These guys should do SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS of Arsenic.

  26. Socko says:

    Those two dorks from LMFAO look like clones of the guy who played guitar in Faith No More back in 1990.

  27. BVA says:

    Yall are butt-holes.

  28. BVA says:

    Do I win the prize for best comment? Huh? Do I?

  29. tim k. says:

    WERE YOU PEOPLE AWARE OF JUGGALO NEWS?



  30. Funnt says:

    superbowl shuffle :D

  31. Todd S says:

    Having been out of the States since July, I had not yet been exposed to these new tracks here. Ke$ha’s piece is pretty vapid, though I’m sure I could tolerate it given the right combo of drugs, which is more than I can say about that offensively obnoxious LMFAO cut. A Grammy Nomination? Not a shocker, being that the industry is ruled by hacks and shit suits, but still, that little tidbit would’ve have me L’ing my own FAO if it wasn’t such a sad statement on the condition of popular culture.

    Anyway, speaking of Ke$ha’s other cuts, The ‘Pedia tells me this: “[Ke$ha] stated that the title track of the album, which emulates the music of Flaming Lips and Arcade Fire, is the direction she would like to pursue on her next record.” 哎呀.

  32. Rip Taylor says:

    I don’t look like that prick, fuck you guys

  33. tim k. says:

    unnamed source at Warner music snaps photo of Axl Rose smoking weed after their date in Halifax,NS where his best bud BUBBLES from Trailer Park Boys lives. HE’S ON DRUGS.

  34. jenna says:

    you can talk shit on kesha but im pretty sure ya’ll would try to fuck her if given half a chance

  35. Alex Eldridge says:

    I’ll pay that jenna. I certainly would.

  36. lee says:

    ” someone needs to stop Ke$ha! ” – I thought Vampire weekend ended Kesha’s run.

  37. Travis Keller says:

    @Lee.. I was late on posting it, wrote it a while ago. Fuck off, gimme a break.

  38. Jizzard says:

    agree on all accounts, except Dios fuckin’ blows too. are you kidding? it’s like a joke hipster band. then again, most B’head bands are pretty laffable anyway…

    you guys are an official parody of your former selves.

  39. oliver truly says:

    is axl on a segue way or an elliptical?

  40. yes no says:

    I wouldn’t fuck that Kesha chick with a 10 foot clown pole. Buddyhead fuckin’ nailed it. Kesha needs her fifteen minutes revoked so she and those LMFAO fuckers can blow dudes under bridges for extra money to keep with their coke habit.

  41. Stud Powercock says:

    Just when you thought shit couldn’t get worse in supposed popular music. I think Mr. T and the Rapping Granny should team up for a comeback album. Cowboy Troy made me shart myself. WTF?

  42. Stud Powercock says:

    Oh yeah, have you guys heard Die Antwoord. Next level shit.

  43. William says:

    Don’t fret, at approximately 1:23 on “Ke$has” little morning video i noticed the menacing shadow of Travis about to put her face on for her with his love-pump. And by love i mean hate.

  44. Travis Keller says:

    Ohhhhh I think I smell a rat!

    Deny everything!

    But seriously it wasn’t me you saw there pervy William… you see I’m not single. I’ve locked down a girl WAY outta my league, so I don’t wander from home if I need some. Let’s put it this way… compared to my girlfriend Ke$ha looks more like my girlfriend’s dog, Omi. For the record, Mr. Omi is a smart dog, funny lookin’ mutt, loves to stick his nose in other’s shit, isn’t scared to lick another’s butthole, begs for attention 24/7, smells really bad and also has a massive drinking problem. Wow… until I re-read that, i didn’t realize how much like our dog this chick is.

    Might be releasing MC OMI soon on Buddyhead Records… hos gotta eat and I gotta get paid!

  45. Socko says:

    Can anyone on this board show me how to work a ProTools rig? I wanna record some farts and get famous.

  46. Lucie says:

    Hiiii,

    What’s Shumans middle name? That would be so cool to know:)
    Travis. I know it starts with a T.
    Thanks, Buddyhead rocks my socks.

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