1. Which artists inspired you to create art?
My dad and mom and this guy named Roger in art class who was way better than me.
2. What still inspires you to keep on keeping on?
That R. Crumb “Keep on Truckin” guy.
3. What would you rather be doing right now?
Creating bumper stickers that let the world know what I’d rather be doing.
4. If you weren’t making art, what do you think you’d be doing?
Feeding worms.
5. Give us your best recipe!
Moth water: Dasani water with two mouthfuls of easter saliva, a fistful of “my daughter’s in prison again” tears, and 8 to 9 moths that have fed on castrati undergarment since the last game.
6. How old were you when you lost your virginity and how’d it go?
I was 17 and it was horrible. It was also the first time I tried LSD. It was on an allegedly haunted dirt road and there were dogs howling.
7. What makes you cringe?
Ferrets with collars attached to chains that are attached to a white guy with dreadlocks’ nipple piercing.
8. If you could pick one superpower and it had to be either flight or time travel, which would you choose? And what would you do first with your newfound ability? Would you rally on the side of good or evil?
I would choose time travel and then use that power exclusively to figure out how to fly. I wouldn’t go to any rallies.
9. Do you have hope for this current generation of kids who worship Lindsay Lohan, suck down TMZ, download music and yet, have never owned one CD or LP? Or are they a lost cause?
Back in my day, we walked to school…
10. Tom Cruise: genius or psycho?
Too mediocre to be either.
11. Tom Jones or Neil Diamond?
Neil.
12. What could you NOT live without?
I don’t know, I’ve never tried it.
13. Give the internet some words to live by…
“Let’s not ruin everything.”
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