Gossip #130: The Mayor of Pink Town, Captain Panty-Sniffer and finally a Crabcore-pedal AKA Turn-Up-The-Suck-pedal!

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  1. Kylafornia says:

    Boss forgot the stereo out to Auto-tune. Bummer, how am I suppose to use that thing?

  2. roots says:

    those pink dildos are way too big to represent their penis.no way.why the color bright ass pink.?

  3. Mouse says:

    So how does it work? As far as I understood, no matter how high or low you set the Crab setting, you music still sounds like shit.

  4. Moreton Cunce says:

    Fourth.

    Send me a motherfucking t-shirt

  5. say10 says:

    Ok, here we go….

    “CrabCore?!?!?! More like Crab-BORE!!!!! Am I right people?!?!?! I mean,am I right?!?!?!?!”

  6. carlos contreras says:

    fo the haloween party travis should get dressed as a shotgun and i ll go dresses as kurt cobain, cus mother motherfucker loves to blow me

  7. Cat Jones says:

    “This won’t be the first time your input will give you crabs.”

  8. Captain Bad Idea says:

    Set the puppy to MAXIMUM CRAB!

  9. Ryan says:

    I love my mom.

  10. Bob Vila says:

    I’m disgusted by the Radiohead hating going on at Buddyhead these days. They are the best band in the world right now. Name another band that has released more great and influential albums in the last 20 years? Their live show is life changing. Just because there are a lot of dorks who like them, doesn’t mean they’re boring.






  11. som tizemore says:

    pedal? i just plug straight into my mbox and lift a sweet plug-in. copy, paste, repeat.

  12. Joe says:

    Jeordie White still smokes pole.

  13. Me says:

    those are new-wave german CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, get it right.

    shirt plz thnx

  14. Me says:

    wrong mail… fixed

  15. roots says:

    speakin of hatin.why is travis bringing up ‘fat ass’what is up with that?well if i when that damn shirt your skinny ass can send my fat ass XXL cuz they look like run small.

  16. davidcxr says:

    all this crabcore bullshit makes me want to go to warped tour with a bag full of Raw Power, show them what’s what. The rock would probably make their heads explode all scanners style

  17. The Ost says:

    I don’t blame Joe Perry’s wife.

  18. Alex says:

    Holy drain on society Batman! Whoever raised that white trash bleeder needs to be forced to live on a desert island where shitty scene music plays in the background constantly. It’s the ultimate form of torture.

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  20. DenverBroncoAJ says:

    Man that Scatterheart band sounds and looks like the The Hives meets The Scissor Sisters meets The Darkside meets a hundred pounds of Dogshit,also Lady Blah Blah is looking a little like your buddy Jeordie White when he was still trying to appeal to confused rivethead kids as Twiggy Ramirez in Marilyn Manson and the Goofy Kids!!!

  21. The Boss says:

    Bob Vila – Radiohead are fucking gay and I suggest you join the WNBA – because you are 100% pussy!

    PS: Mr Chi City in Titty City!

  22. ryan says:

    Hey there, go easy on Thin Lizzy.

  23. Alex H. says:

    These pedals go to -11, You know when you need that extra push to rape music harder.

  24. jfwhiteside says:

    Does your dick itch really bad?

    Like, REALLY BAD???

    Are all those expensive creams doing nothing to anoint the sores OR the embarassment?

    Now you can do something about it!

    Make everyone else feel your pain with the new CrabWhore pedal from BOSS!

    For the low low price of $49.99 you too can infect minds with pure sonic fungus while rocking out with your cock out (‘cos it REEEALLY CHAFES)!

    Is your music drab?

    CRANK IT UP TO CRAB!

  25. killwhitey says:

    Travis, let me know when your b-day comes around so I can send you the Rammstein boxset AND crab core pedal… yeah, I know what you’re thinking… BEST BDAY EVER!

  26. kat says:

    the shirt should go to me. ill wear it when i give travis a bj for ruling at life

  27. jfwhiteside says:

    ok ok. seriously… HEY JASON PIERCE, GET BACK INTO SPACEMEN 3!!! Your shit sucks now. The last time it was kinda but not really cool was when you were demoing your last album for everyone else in the intensive care unit at the hospital. I saw the acoustic Spacelines tour and you insulted black people everywhere with that phony “gospel choir” VH1 hackery you called a performance. Meanwhile Spectrum goes on tour playing shitty bars but going off with Spacemen 3 material. Even Pete “no-talent” Kember’s makin’ you look bad. I’m sure he’s waiting for you to climb down from Mount Ego, so he can change the name back to Spacemen 3. Prove to Kate Radley that you’re more relevant than her husband… Willie Caruthers even promises that he won’t shoot you in the kneecaps with a crossbow (like he promised) if you’d just stop looking/sounding/acting like a dick. C’mon dude, we all have to suck it up sometimes. DO IT!!!

  28. Dirty says:

    Buddyhead these days is like Ms. Nyomi Banxxx minus the titties. Buddyhead listens to music for grandpa. Yeah, fucking Elvis Presley went off man!!! Crabcore fucking sucks man!!! What the fuck? You guys idolize a dude who died on the crapper with a sandwich in his hand and rant about some imaginary genre called “crabcore”? You guys are just bitter that the Rammstein dildos could ram homo ass far better than your midget bitch dicks. Better tell us about Tranny GaGa and what (s)he said at the latest gay rights meeting right boys?

    By the way guys, I wear a large. I want the one with the backwards gun. Keep up the horrible work.

  29. Boots says:

    How the fuck am I supposed to concentrate on these articles, when most of the non-dude American Apparel ads give me a raging boner?

  30. Joe Bratcher says:

    “people in Peru are about as cool with people from Chile as Jeff Wood is down with some sprocket dude in a mesh-shirt rubbing up against him while singing “Personal Jesus”.”

    I’ve had the great honor of talking to Jeff on a couple of occasions. He once told me a tale of rubbing one out at a local jack shack in my neck of shit. Either way… I nearly coughed up both my lungs when I read that shit.

  31. Joe Bratcher says:

    “Fall Out Boy are going to release of an 18-track greatest-hits package next month”

    I’d edit your dudes’ shit before you post it for a t-shirt a month. I think I’ve had too much beer to finish reading the gossip but I’m looking forward to the rest of it and all the videoz. I’m not willing to turn off Shrinebuilder. god damn pots.

  32. I’m going to be FallOutBoyZone for Halloween, which will coincidentally look like 6 pink dildos, each with Sufjan Stevens’ head on the head. Jeff Wood will totally wear it on his next tour.

  33. The Warchild Collective says:

    what the fuck you birds talking bout? get the fuck out my house! before i grab you by your hair and slap dick to your mouth! bob digi, yeah you know who is he..

  34. attacksmack says:

    Attack Attack! has confirmed the recent departure of vocalist Nick Barham. Drummer Andrew Wetzel has issued the following:

    “The band and Nick parted ways recently in a mutually agreed non-explosive fashion, which we all believe is the best for both sides. Caleb is going to retire his keys and start screaming in the front of the band. We DO NOT have a new person in our band. Don’t worry, our music will still be full of Caleb’s programming, keys, and all the good things he concocts. It will just be back-tracked live with the 808 samples and other nonsense on my iPod.

    “Anyways, we’re not gonna stop touring, playing shows, and having a generally wonderful time with all of you.”

  35. Alot of this gossip had some reall gay overtones! From Lady Gaga, to Moby, Boyzone and Electric Six Gay Bar!!!! and all the gay inbetween!
    At least its not Courtney Love naked! And for that I thank you.
    Entertaining as always!

  36. lee says:

    @Bob Vila, dude this is Buddyhead. They hate everyone except NiN and Oasis.

  37. joey says:

    i bet the icarus line becomes as i lay dying when they set the crab dial to max

  38. D.Matt says:

    Oct. 30th in DC sounds like a good show.

    Homeboy guitarist in Caverns had a heart attack or something when they came here to Frederick and instead went to the hospital. They came back a few weeks later and rocked the fuck out.

  39. fallenempire says:

    the fuck is wrong with mgmt? I guarantee that band does a ton of drugs.

  40. commodore sixty four says:

    RIP stephen gately, top of the pops ma ,TOP OF THE POPS!!

  41. neal m says:

    Bob Vila, I am friends with Tim the tool man Taylor, and he says you are a CUNT. And he also says he is going to show up at your house round midnight and ass fuck you with an OK Computer CD. No Surprises, indeed!

  42. mike says:

    I would fuck the retard out of that little down syndrome chick.

    Put mah cock in yo muthafuckin mouth muthafucka!

    Its like ICP date raped Jodie Sweetin

  43. seaN says:

    may i request more ripping on that terrible Linkin Park guy’s solo record? Travis, you need t drown those whimpering, crybabies in a pool of their own eye-makeup-tinted-rock n roll-killing-tears.

  44. Sluttyhead says:

    Remember when Buddyhead would suck Radiohead’s dick. And remember when they put a Coldplay album on the best of the year list.
    No one cares anymore.
    You’re not cool anymore.
    You’re in your 30′s and still acting like kids.
    Overdose already.

  45. The Warchild Collective says:

    liking nine inch nails is like me admitting i own the first rancid disc. seriously, dont even front that shit is has and always will be wick wick whack. ministry was better.

  46. miles says:

    we should go into business manufacturing crab core pedals out of land mines

  47. Travis like to suck cock, what’s up with all the homo shit?

  48. I meant “likes” at any rate there is some serious homo lovin going on this website like that dude that wrote that blog from a band on here and then his pic has his members making out in the back. This site is an embarrasment to gay dudes. that’s saying something

  49. jAY ReaTard says:

    I wunder if Chuck Morris From boston can play band. even if he a shitdick! Kiss is PREEAAAAS! Fuck.

  50. Look2UrOrb says:

    “Chris Morris of Boston was charged with open and gross lewdness and disorderly conduct.”

    I thought that band sucked because their music was awful and how unoriginal is it to name your band after your city or whatever, but pissing on chicks at a KISS concert is either way pervy or going off…

  51. Kasio says:

    Seriously who is fucking Cat Power??

  52. Mic. says:

    Holy shitballs. Travis, have you peeped the video for the single from Rammstein’s new album? Totally hilarious and totally (I cannot stress this enough) NSFW. Not Safe For Anyone, Really.

    http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/

  53. Brian Miller says:

    Who IS fucking Cat Power? Shat?

  54. Bret Michaels' Hair Plugs says:

    Those Rammstein dildos are made on at least a 3:1 scale.

    By the way, Slash, Duff and Izzy still aren’t back in Guns n’ Roses and McRib is back.

  55. The ODB says:

    VERY TRUE
    radiohead = BORING!!!
    BETTER, MORE EXCITING/INFLUENTIAL BANDS IN THE LAST 20-YEARS. how ’bout? FUGAZI, JAWBOX….NIRVANA….HELMET, QUICKSAND, NKOTB

  56. Brian Miller says:

    Dude… you think the guy on the far right in Rammstein with the small dick would have not gone with the idea from day one! What was he thinking? Hahaha. Great Gossip

  57. death_row_records says:

    that ‘p’ is an upside down reflection.

  58. mccormack says:

    there’s going to be more crabs on stage across Nebraska than a 311 tour.

  59. Damn that Rammstein video is fucking brilliant! Also Radiohead kills any band out there and are indeed top 5 in most influential bands of the last 20 years

  60. cory says:

    “Radiohead say they will still keep making albums. Buddyhead would like to announce we’ll keep sleeping through them.”

    cant say it any better.

  61. Yep says:

    Hey Bob Vila,
    I can’t name a band who has released a great and influential
    album in the past 20 years but I can name a band who
    has released the same album for the past 15.

  62. Brrrp says:

    Little J must be from Fresno.

  63. Warren Moon says:

    i still love porn

  64. ieatdonuts says:

    ummm those dudes dicks are not all that big.

  65. Brrrp says:

    Wait, those are two different drumkits, fuhhs.

  66. rob says:

    oh man, am i glad that lil j finally got her moment to shine on buddyhead. been watchin that video for a couple years now. aight bitch, later.

  67. The Jackyl says:

    You guys have still never explained to me how you can cum your pants over Oasis all day and then talk shit about Radiohead. I want answers, man!

  68. Ldopa says:

    oasis sucks 09′

  69. Ldopa says:

    oh true indeed yeah man oasis is sick dude lets all take the guys opinion seriously who loves oasis. y’know who sucks though man fucking radiohead. its like whats up with the fact that evry1 and their mom loves radiohead like their the beatles and no fuckin body likes oasis? its almost like radiohead is one of the most respected and creative artists of our time and oasis sucks balls. ah well if trav says oasis is rad im down. what up with dat though namean?

  70. Ldopa says:

    trav be stayin on front street though

  71. Back in the mid-90s I stole a hundred bucks out of my step-dad’s wallet. These days we get along great, but somehow he got into Rammstein. Maybe I should get him that box set as a gift. I’ll be somewhat re-paying him, and he’ll have a chance to think over his life choices… win-win.

  72. yeah radiohead….BORING!! what a snooze fest…. wait boring means fucking awesome right cuz if not i think you phrased it wrong

    say kid a sucked on your shitty website i dares ya traaav

  73. keep radioheads name out your mouf traaav

  74. Eric says:

    I used to like lots of different music, I was lost. I didnt know if i wanted to be a punk, a metalhead, a rapmasta, a ny hipster… Thanks to buddyhead i knew of crunk music. I became a fan. Now i come to buddyhead on updates on the best music genre ever.

  75. subwayrant says:

    to OL’ KELLER:

    Give your hippiecritical jackoff cleaner to the griffith park cocksucker. Better yet, use it to wipe up the jizz on yer mouth you fucking closet slippie. Cut your fucking hair loser.

    You call the shit on your site music? Try West Virginia Snake Handlers or Superpower then go back to your bar THE MANHOLE with your batwing boyfriend.

  76. sky says:

    i’m from oklahoma. if and when sufjan stevens does our state album he needs these song titles:

    it’s a wal-mart life

    boomersoonercroonermooner

    gary england and the weather forcast

    oklahoma lightning suck

    native americans are better than you

    toby keith and the county of moore will go down in flames and thousands will die, outro…

    norman nights and hipster cunts

    2.50 PBR at the conservatory

    timothy mcveigh gets caught 90 minutes later

    the sex pistols once played in tulsa

    rednecks

    cows

    okc police and their will to suck

  77. Steve says:

    Shit sandwich.

  78. Jim says:

    You didn’t mention anything about Izzy, Duff & Slash getting back with Axl… Should we assume that’s NOT happening?

  79. Inglewood Jimmy says:

    Are those the pink dildos used by Axl for his MANLOVE on Marilyn Manson ?

  80. “ieatdonuts — Oct 24th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    ummm those dudes dicks are not all that big.”

    OMG “I eat donuts”, the picture is not actual size I know you were probably excited when you saw those pics and people commented on the dicks being big it probably made your 1 inch dick seem like a champ compared with the half inch size dildos in the picture but sadly that picture is not real size stumpy.

  81. Scatterheart says:

    Glad you guys got a kick out of the last Scatterheart video. I’d be happier if you liked it, but hey – at least you watched it and re-posted it! ;) We just finished a new video, this one isn’t ‘one shot’ but does still have our larger than life singer in it with his feathers that you appreciated so much! Enjoy.






  82. argh argh yep says:

    pretty sure Stephen Gately died by choking on his own vomit.

    yip

  83. Caligula says:

    Steven Gately’s last night on earth was one of contrast, at night he bit the pillow, in the morning he bit the dust.

    That CrabCore pedal-”If you thought the “Metal Zone” sucked, this is gonna make you wanna hammer your hard-on up into your body like an excited boy scout on a tent peg.”

  84. Wonton Soup says:

    It’s a real damn shame about Steven Gately…and to think that if it wasn’t the perforated colon that got the best of ‘em, it would have been the AIDS. Because that’s what happens when you’re gay. You get AIDS. And die.

  85. Prudent says:

    Finally, a worthy gossip

  86. yes no says:

    You guys talking smack about Radiohead? Figures after you pimp out their Kid A collector’s edition and hoodies. Still, take it with a grain of salt people. It’s Buddyhead, the only bands that get a pass are Mudhoney and Oasis. Still, good gossip. Muchas Gracias.

  87. Socko says:

    I’m feeling pretty bummed out, so I’ll spread the joy. I live in Omaha, Nebraska. It sucks here. I’m probably gonna have to move because there are no jobs here. And 311 lives here. And get this, Nick Hexum, the singer of a band who has a bass player named “P-nut” who plays a 5 string wood grain bass with gold hardware and has a song unironically titled “Omaha Stylee”, owns an island in Florida worth almost 5 million dollars.

    I want to die.

  88. Wonton Soup says:

    Ole Wonton Soup won the tshirt, right?

  89. yes no says:

    Introducing the crab pedal:
    “Because Diarrhea can only get so loud”

  90. Aidan says:

    Crabcore….I mean I remember hearing the Mars Volta be described as Math-Core and being touted big time by nerds across the globe. At least they took some serious trips and made some seriously trippy music.
    It was may have taken a Ooija board, a bag of opiates, a fucked up bringing in Mexico or something and a few bad trips but they fucking did it.
    Where am I going with this again….oh yeah…crabcore. Seriously nerds everywhere stop making up these awful genre’s unless you can back that shit up! Grow a pair, start dealing with the occult and having trips instead of going to mass on Sunday!

  91. Ron Reyes says:

    The Band is great. talk about the band more.

  92. nbvc says:

    that is NOT the translation of the Rammstein album..

    it translates to: Since Love Is For All

  93. Wonton Soup says:

    Travis, what the fuck, who won the tshirt?

  94. Travis Keller says:

    No one! Damn, I forgot all about that! Shit! Hang on… I’ll pick a winner outta all your losers now.

  95. Wonton Soup says:

    The fuck, Travis? Name the winner already, taintbreath.

  96. Travis Keller says:

    WINNER —-> Adam Superfan

    Back in the mid-90s I stole a hundred bucks out of my step-dad’s wallet. These days we get along great, but somehow he got into Rammstein. Maybe I should get him that box set as a gift. I’ll be somewhat re-paying him, and he’ll have a chance to think over his life choices… win-win.

  97. kelly says:

    My nigga chi-city
    never disapoints

  98. Bob says:

    Crabcore was funny like a year ago, now it’s just old and stupid.

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