Jay Peeatard Just Pissed His Band Away

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Jay Reatard’s touring band quit on him today. He took a break from tweeting burrito updates to drop the news:

Band quit ! Fuck them ! They are boring rich kids who can’t play for ahit anyways .. Say hello to your ugly and boring wifes opps I mean lifes guys suck it

Now, I could listen to a fat person talk about food all day long, but there’s only so many times I can take Jay’s custom exclamation point usage. Hey, Jay ! It’s fucking annoying when you type like an illiterate 12-year-old girl !

At any rate, the reason for Jay’s band mate’s departure hasn’t been made clear yet, but maybe something similar to this caused it:

Bummer. Looks like the crowd caught some of that Reatarded stream.

For the sake of objectivity, we’re gonna make like a spokesman for the pigs and say “the video doesn’t tell the entire story.” I mean, there’s not even a dick in this video! How the hell did he pee? This is the first ever family-friendly golden shower video!

Even more bewildering is the guitarist’s reaction. If a methed-up gorilla peed on me, I don’t think I would retaliate by dancing around in fireworks like a fruitcake. I’d probably get vaccinated and take a shower. Maybe even fire a warning shot.

There are also rumors of a fight between the pee-target and Jay following the set. Reports say that Jay tried to break a bottle over the firework dancer’s head, and when that didn’t work, proceeded to poke him in the chest with it instead. A fight followed.

Fighting is the smartest thing anyone can do. Right up there with peeing on another human being. Or calling your band mate’s wife ugly…on the Internet !

Now, the video above wasn’t Jay’s touring band- that was the Reatard’s reuniting for Goner Fest. But with that kinda shit going on in a band he’s not even in anymore, who the fuck knows what kinda nasty shit he did to make his touring band quit. Other than that whole putting their cocks in his mouth while they’re sleeping and calling it “a joke” thing, of course. But everyone knows that already, and if his band mates didn’t like it, they wouldn’t have put up with him for as long as they did.

Who knows.

If you wanna huff on some midnight dong (it’s hilarious!), Jay’s looking:

So who wants to see just how terrible it is to play in my band . I mean its so so hard I promise its the worst [email protected]

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ev

Does Jay ever not have a chip on his shoulder about something? This guy is like the next Casey Chaos.
Con

And the award for douchebag of the week goes to…… Go on, take a wild guess.
Nathan

This guy’s music doesn’t even have any redeeming qualities. I am a sucker for 95% of what Matador throws at me, but this is awful.
drunkwithpower

It takes genuine effort to make such simple music look so difficult to play. And speaking of boring rich kids, who does he think 95% of his audience is? Only the most gullible suburban weiner could be convinced that this crap is in any way dangerous, fun or interesting.
j

firework-dancer. HAHAHA
Huh?

I don’t know what’s worse, the Gossip ad or this douche pawning himself off as a musician. The guitar player is a close second, the fool is throwing Aaron North kicks in between songs.
Danny Glover

pope
http://www.myspace.com/465469993 buzzoven

gee, i don’t see what the fuss is all about. that show looked pretty gosh darn fun.
fuckyou

I’ve seen this guy drunk/coked up insane, and bragging about beating girls. I mean really enthusiastically bragging too..what a cock sucker, I’m sure he was a major dick to the band, and they quit. not surprising coming from this tool academy reject.
HAHA

What a creep. Maybe after he realizes EVERYONE hates him, he’ll blow his brains out. Wouldn’t that be awesome? BACKLASH BACKLASH BACKLASH!
Figures…

I saw Jay at the Amoeba instore in L.A. He was so rude to all of the employees of the store, bragged about how rich he was, cursed profusely in front of lots of little kids. I’ve never really been embarassed for someone in a popular band before, but this display was truly disgusting.
http://clonejesus.blogspot.com nik

Why is he rich? i dont get it
Ted Tedson

Wait…so Buddyhead accuses Pitchfork of being afraid of rock n’ roll and then criticizes Jay Reatard for being rock n’ roll? What musician isn’t an asshole? Being mean to fans and bragging about being rich. At least it makes for interesting reading.
Travis Keller

Hey Ted, get a sense of humor….
Nathan

My name’s Ted, I take everything literally. Nuance and tone are not things I can detect. Have a good day!
smallpoxchampion

2:28, the best.
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Ryan Fucking Mc

This guy and his shit band is one huge shipment of failure. SOMEONE GET THE HUNCHES BACK TO BLOW THIS FAYGOL AWAY!
http://andrewtsks.blogspot.com Andrew

What really needs to happen with this guy is for people to stop putting up with whatever crap he decides to do just because he is Mr. Super-cool Garage Rock Star or whatever. I agree with Travis that I wouldn’t have just acted like a dumbass if the guy pissed on me, but I’d worry about vaccinations or whatever AFTER I kicked his fucking ass. He’s a skinny little tweaker, I feel certain I could take him. And when he decides to take swings at the audience at his shows, they should fight back too. If he got put in the hospital by his own fans a few times, he’d start thinking twice before he pulled the stupid bullshit that he pulls. I mean, I do like this guy’s music, I admit that. But that doesn’t make him god. He deserves to face consequences as much as anyone else.
http://andrewtsks.blogspot.com Andrew

Oops, it was Chip that wrote the original post, not Travis. My bad.
Atom

Did you see how small that douchebag’s dick was?
Neither did I.

His micro-cock is likely what’s driven him to be a pathetic asshole. He deserved a bottom strap button straight to the fucking dome.
miles

man that guitarist tries his hardest to look cool, but it’s a hard thing to do when you’re chubby, you have the same haircut as the guy who’s worked at the library for 23 years, and there’s a loud, ugly dude with a tiny penis urinating on you.
OMG I

Hey Jay, it seems your’re finally living up to the “reatard” aspect of your name. good job man! not only did all your band quit on you, bit it also seems you’re still stuffering from teen angst! cool! well to show my appreciation for your music I did what any great fan
would do. first, i downloaded your album FOR FREE off the internet, please did you acutally think people would ACTUALLY support this shit? I proceeded to then take said disc, and play some frisbee with my roommate. I then had the sudden urge to take a huge piss. So I the most rational thing one could do with a physical copy of what you deem “music”, i peed all over the FREE copy of your SHIT album. Wake-up bud and look at the reality; the only people listening to your shit-hole music are 14-19 year olds living in the suburb who hate their parents, who wear extremely tight jeans, and probably secretly likes brokeNCYDE, or 20-something year olds who are still suffering from “teen angst” and use the “my parents got divorced when I was 8 years old” excuse to make-up for their lack of proper social skills. Fuck off.
basement

yep,

here in germany at the concert the guys who watched this where only twelve year old punks, only teenies, the oldest guy must be about 15

at lost sounds shows here
fans where also only teenies
oldest fan 12 years old.
teenie music

someone told me reatards fans back in the good old days where even younger
http://www.myspace.com/thetoughshits Jughead

UPDATE: Reatard got some dudes from the Danish band Cola Freaks to be his new band.
Danny Mumms

Great now he’s going to corrupt those great danes. Cola Freaks are fucking awesome if you’ve never checked them out. I saw Nobunny & Jay a few weeks ago and Nobunny totally blew him away, he shouldnt have even come on stage after that.
som tizemore

DEAD.
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