Joy Orbison – Hyph Mngo
‘Joy Orbison’ is a DJ name that is not only astonishingly terrible, but also severely offensive. And I am an extremely difficult person to offend. I don’t think I’ve ever been legitimately angry on the account of a retarded DJ before now. But I’m afraid that reading the name ‘Joy Orbison’ has swiftly ended those halcyon days when none of this garbage was serious.
Because I suddenly take this garbage very seriously.
Even if this was the namesake of some chick who was named ‘Joy’ by a parent with the sublime last name of ‘Orbison’, she would still need to change her name. Legally. And unfortunately, the story with the DJ here is not so benign.
The fool calling himself ‘Joy Orbison’ is a limey homo from Great Britain named Peter O’Grady. And Peter O’Grady he should have remained. Because if being named ‘Joy Orbison’ by your parents is not an excuse, what possible defense can this DJ hope for?
There are none.
‘Joy Orbison’ could be the next Led Zeppelin, and homo would still need to change his name.
Of course, ‘Joy Orbison’ is not the next Led Zeppelin. ‘Joy Orbison’ makes very bad dance music. The same vacuum of taste that led to the invention of the most offensive DJ name of all time has extended also to his music. Hyph Mngo sounds like an ambient, repetitive version of “I Got The Power!” or any other wack anthem from the early-90′s.
Not exactly listenable.
But if listen you must, do not go to his gig without hundreds of name-tags labeled with DJ names more appropriate than ‘Joy Orbison’. That means any other name- literally. Just combine random words until you match the feel of his hot jams. I’m thinking ‘DJ Dog Shit Gravy Ashtray Biscuit’, might be a good fit.
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