Joy Orbison – Hyph Mngo “”

Posted by Chip Norman on September 22, 2009 at 5:43 pm


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Joy Orbison – Hyph Mngo
Doldrums/Hotflush (2009)

‘Joy Orbison’ is a DJ name that is not only astonishingly terrible, but also severely offensive. And I am an extremely difficult person to offend. I don’t think I’ve ever been legitimately angry on the account of a retarded DJ before now. But I’m afraid that reading the name ‘Joy Orbison’ has swiftly ended those halcyon days when none of this garbage was serious.

Because I suddenly take this garbage very seriously.

Even if this was the namesake of some chick who was named ‘Joy’ by a parent with the sublime last name of ‘Orbison’, she would still need to change her name. Legally. And unfortunately, the story with the DJ here is not so benign.

The fool calling himself ‘Joy Orbison’ is a limey homo from Great Britain named Peter O’Grady. And Peter O’Grady he should have remained. Because if being named ‘Joy Orbison’ by your parents is not an excuse, what possible defense can this DJ hope for?

There are none.

‘Joy Orbison’ could be the next Led Zeppelin, and homo would still need to change his name.

Of course, ‘Joy Orbison’ is not the next Led Zeppelin. ‘Joy Orbison’ makes very bad dance music. The same vacuum of taste that led to the invention of the most offensive DJ name of all time has extended also to his music. Hyph Mngo sounds like an ambient, repetitive version of “I Got The Power!” or any other wack anthem from the early-90′s.

Not exactly listenable.

But if listen you must, do not go to his gig without hundreds of name-tags labeled with DJ names more appropriate than ‘Joy Orbison’. That means any other name- literally. Just combine random words until you match the feel of his hot jams. I’m thinking ‘DJ Dog Shit Gravy Ashtray Biscuit’, might be a good fit.


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  • n/a

    Way to tear an act down, mention their name nearly a dozen times, post two tracks of theirs in an audio player, and an image of the album.

    I’d hate to see what you do to promote things you don’t pretend to hate.

  • http://twitter.com/FSUBVERSIVE Chip Norman

    Sorry, pilgrim. I don’t have to pretend to hate ‘Joy Orbison’. I really, really hate it.

    And I apologize again for being unable to conjure a novel-length dissertation on jive indie dance tripe. Guess I’m not much of a thinker.

    And you don’t have to look far to find me promoting the things that I love.

  • ryan

    I thought “sounds like an ambient, repetitive version of “I Got The Power!” or any other wack anthem from the early-90’s” effectively summed it up. Maybe next time Chip can throw in some genre-bending buzzwords and obscure existentialist references for you to repeat to your friends, then you’ll have a snappy lil’ opinion at the ready. You won’t even have to actually hear a note of music!
    I wish I’d just taken the man’s word for it and spared myself the few minutes it took to listen to this amateur Reason user’s honky breaks and arrive at the more or less the same conclusion.
    This shit is what I would imagine a guy with a fake tan and a polyester pocket full of rohypnol (sp?) would fully dig.

  • Me

    Wow, terrible review, one sentence about the actual track, the rest is just a load of unfunny whine about the guys name. Better than being called “Chip Norman” in my books, I’d rather sound like I fuck men than members of my own family…

  • yes no

    ^ I thought it was pretty funny, especially the “DJ Dog Shit Gravy Ashtray Biscuit” part. If you thought this was awful, go back to reading Bitchfork and sucking off Joy Orbison.

  • Joey

    Yeah Chip, terrible review. What’s up with you, like, having an opinion about this dude? I want you to drone on for 6 paragraphs and talk down to the reader. Spend more time on bad music bro!

    MORE LIKE CHIP BOREMAN!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/chipnorman Chip Norman

    Who wants to wager that these nerds haven’t heard the first Roy Orbison song?

  • derf

    Why are there all these pussies on here crying about reviews? Going off HARD on shitty music since forever, thats Buddyhead.

  • drunk with power

    Two thumbs up for the review, two thumbs down for Joy Orbison. This kind of sterilized, boring drivel should be buried six feet underground.

  • ev

    You’re on, Chip. So now how do we prove it?
    That said, hilarious review.

  • Danny Glover

    Nobody fucks with Roy, Nobody!

  • noq

    some kid abused the name of rko. omg.

    the kid made a track that sounds like something already heard before. omg.

    pitchfork likes it because they have to jizz over everything with a grain of teh dubztepz in it. omg.

    dude with bloargh has to post a “re: good pitchfork-review”-rant out of principle. omg.

    good read though. thumbsup.

    i concur, the name’s whack.

    but the tune is great.

  • matt

    yo this track is great as is most stuff on hot flush – check out mount kimbie for example – why not go rip on someone who isn’t doing something good in UK music – by gawd theres a million skinny jean wearing fucktards in this country who deserve it more (see 90% of the NME) – no need to rip on the bro’s makin good tunes…

  • Chip Norman is an idiot

    Chip you are a clearly deluded delusional excuse for a human being,and have no idea what so ever about the UK dance music scene,your review is a joke,just like you

  • cameron

    At least Joy Orbison isn’t his actual name, you’re stuck with Chip.

  • shibbybo

    Wanker is the only word that can spring to my “limey homo british” mind.

    Chip if you don’t like his tunes, it’s simple, don’t listen.

    Don’t start personally slating a bloke you don’t even know just because you know you can hide behind your computer screen and empty box of tissues.
    I bet you got a hard on when you thought this shit up.

    And if our “limey homo” british dance scene is so poor, why do you lot see fit to copy it so much?

    And to the bloke who said he’s an “amateur reason user”, explain to me exactly how you came to this conclusion.
    The production seems pretty damn good to me.

    So basically what im saying is, next time you think of writing a crap review like this and personally attacking someone, drag your fat un-limey arse to the bathroom(you know the place you go to wash yourself and get a refill of tissues) take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself “WHAT HAVE I ACTUALLY DONE THAT IS BETTER THAN HIM”.

    And before you say it, im not saying you can’t have an ‘opinion’, all im saying is you shouldn’t attack someone in such a way.
    Just say, I DON’T LIKE HIS TUNES

    TWAT

  • http://twitter.com/chipnorman Chip Norman

    Well, shibbyo, I took a crap once that is a good candidate for being better than ‘Joy Orbison’. And that isn’t even the issue; homeboy needs to be put on trial for the name alone.

    And if any of ‘my lot’ is copying this early-90s dance redux trash, they’re gonna get nuked too. And if you don’t like that, I’ll stop hiding behind my computer and we’ll settle this on the limey homo DANCE FLOOR.

    So basically what I’m saying is take your fat, limey arse to the WC, take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself “WHAT HAVE I ACTUALLY DONE TO IMPROVE MY BAD LIMEY TEETH”.

  • Lolly

    Who the hell do you think you are. You are just the sort of person that dons a pointed hat, you know the sort I mean and believes there own shit. So what if the name is a play on ROY ORBISON what harm is that. As far as the music is concerned the Americans can’t manage to master the sub yet so when you can you will have something to compare it with. The music will stand up to test of time will you ?

    You arse.

  • yes no

    Joy Orbison still sucks harder than British food, and that name’s still stupid as all fuck.

  • L

    Reading your rediculous crap conjures up a sad little man who needs to get his rocks off by verbally abusing others who have talent and use it. Your talent seems to be your mouth and what comes out of that is not even gramatically correct,oh sorry do you know what I mean by that, no probably not. you chip munk.

  • Atom

    Wait, “gramatically correct”? “gramatically”? Really? What the fuck’s wrong with you? You’re throwing glass houses at your stones!!1!!!!

  • hahahaha

    Well done L. You managed to spell the word grammatically wrong whilst trying to pick on someone for their poor grammar. You also spelt ridiculous wrong. You complete and utter retard.

    Joy Orbison is great by the way.

  • Sooshi

    haha Chip. what a bitter fucking twat. You don’t know shit about music. This site is a joke.

  • http://88days.co.uk pea

    What a shit review.

  • D.D

    this is why the internet is a horrible place. I accidentally killed brain cells that I might have needed later on in the future. The worst review ever. He thought he was being funny and that is why he continued.

    Good friends do you not let good friends post rubbish that are publically acceessible…UGH…I got to go bathe now…I feel sullied.

  • tenbenson

    the more i read buddyhead the more latent homosexuality i pick up from its writers. you guys are pretty obsessed, no? whens the last time you weren’t thinking about cock?

  • tenbenson

    by the way, i have beautiful teeth. know how much it cost me? NOTHING. take your $50000 orthodonture and fuck off…

  • Suckmeez Pecker

    chippy–

    what exactly is your frame of reference when you’re slagging off an artist that has garnered the widespread acclaim of most credible music journalists/publications, DJs, electronic music afficionados and tastemakers? you mean you’re presenting your opinion just to be an anti-pitchfork contrarian? lol.. journalism major hacks/armchair music critics like you are a dime a dozen. people who don’t know shit about electronic music or its underlying subcultures and historical significance are even more numerous. welcome to yesterday, dude bro! you sound about as clever and original as a 45 year old henry rollins

    in your vain attempt to assert some sort of “original” opinion, you’ve only painted yourself as a dimwit with no reasonable or credible frame of reference to be brushing your strokes as broadly as you are. i mean comparing this music to something like Snap? as terrible as Vice’s writing is these days, I doubt you’d even qualify for consideration as an intern you fucking hack

  • Robin

    It’s funny because if you search Joy Orbison, this release is lavished only with praise from very credible sources, Pitchfork, Fact Magazine, fabric.

    Maybe you just don’t ‘get’ the sound…yet.

  • maz

    “sounds like an ambient, repetitive version of “I Got The Power!”- ha, im sorry are you old and retarded? Honestly dude, this resembles something that my grandmother would say when asked to describe any electronic music ala “them kids and their doof doof…”??? NO credible reviewer would ever pull out the ‘it all sounds the same’ card. So lame

    Anyway,I suggest just keeping your mouth shut about things you clearly dont know shit about and keep on crywanking over your bon iver.

  • don

    hey chip!

    you are a serious loser. Joy Orbison is a fantastic name. I would consider changing my name had i been called chip.

  • Tom

    “Homo”! What the shit is this, the fucking second grade?
    Stay classy chip.

  • ddd

    your a cunt.

  • rwtt

    wow, you’re a real iconoclast chip.

    i mean cunt.

  • eddie

    LIsten to She Dressed In Her Best, top of his myspace player – http://www.myspace.com/joyorbison
    Aint shit production at all. UK got silly amounts of sik underground music. Whos roy? lulz

  • Mrs Norman

    So Chip, what have you ever done with your life besides congesting the internet with your puerile hick nonsense?

  • Mandrake

    You complete tosser.
    Joy Ordison is class!
    You, on the other hand, are a turd burgalar.

  • 100euros

    Joy Orbison is a genius name, which is fitting since the DJ/Producer is a genius. Hyph Mngo is a euphoric, uplifting yet deep track that has and will continue to destroy many dance floors when it’s dropped. You have litrally no idea about the UK dance music scene, and your retarded, narrow mind never will.

  • joe joe

    Typical North American rhetoric. Oh the irony … this style of journalism is worn, Buddyhead … get over yourselves.

  • fuck

    Poorly written attack article, aimed more at attracting attention than critiquing the music. I won’t be coming back to this website again. Have fun trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SHUMQJEXPDMZVLRQA4WGBLL4J4 Hol

    Hating because of the name and you don’t even explain why!? Rage harder, nigger.

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