Rappers– what the fuck is going on with you?
First, we have Ice Cube and Coolio hanging with Juggalos, and now Method Man is being sued for shooting a fan six times with a pellet gun.
What’re you thinking, bro? This ain’t no Dave Chappelle sketch: you shoot someone with pellets and you could go to the pen.
And if the other inmates know you – A RAPPER – are in for shooting a goddamn BB gun…well, let’s just say you’re gonna have to whoop some extra ass on that first day. Hungry MCs on the inside are gonna be out to make a name for themselves, and most of em aren’t afraid of pellets.
Bottom line is this: Next time a fan asks you for an autograph and you feel like going to court instead, then you might as well go all out with a knife or gun or the back of your hand. Snoop got off, and you could too!
But a pellet gun? Jurors might vote to convict on grounds of that shit being W-E-A-K.
Rappers: LEAVE YOUR BB GUNS AT HOME.
