[EDIT- I changed the title. I was weird from being up too late on Juggalo forums when I wrote the other title. The goth jokes still rule. - Chip]
We figured that Fruitcake Nosferatu was going to lay low in some mall, stalk the grounds, suck some blood, buy a 10″ black dildo from Spencers, you know – all of that really spooky, pentagram-y Halloween garbage, until he finally comes down.
Well, we just found out there’s no coming down from huffing embalming fluid and dongs.
A member of his bleeder “army” reported that Marilyn has had more to say, emote, and wear since he originally threatened to show us his willy or “kill-us-in-our-houses” or whatever other dark-child, scooby-doo bullshit he’s got cooking in the meth spoon.
Allegedly, Brian Warner continued his threats against Buddyhead via creeeepy bulletins, status messages, and, in the first legitimately terrifying aspect of this non-sense, photo albums. Yes, some people still actually use Myspace! Amazing, eh?
Exhibit A:
Marilyn Manson- kill all journalists that have the cowardice to be anonymous. 1 hour ago from mobile Mood: you are dead.
Exhibit B:
Marilyn Manson- talk is cheap until we find out where you live. 1 hour ago from mobile Mood: you are dead.
Example C:
Marilyn Manson- is laughing at how predictable, the cynical make themselves look. 3 minutes ago from mobile – Mood:amused
Exhibit D:
Subject: a call for war
Body: Unless I say that someone is my friend or an accepted and respected ‘writer’ , I advise that all so-called writers be greeted at home and confronted with their opinions.
Do not be afraid to express yourself. In all ways imagined
M
Right. Wow. So, you just commanded every ROTC mouth-breather with a gun case, Austin 3:16 shirt and something to prove, to murder everyone but your designated friends and ‘writers.’ Not so smart, bub.
You realize that we’re going to turn you into a T.V. show for that shit, don’t you, Casper?
Until then, want to know what we “predictable cynics” are laughing about?
How the unpredictable fruit bat made himself look INSANE by wearing a G.I. Goth battle-suit in this Myspace mirror photo. DORK!
The above image of Brian Warner was posted around the time he decided to kill us. Disturbingly, the Marilyn Manson take on warrior paint is shockingly similar to the My Chemical Romance take on Marilyn Manson paint. And don’t be alarmed, but this photo appears to depict Marilyn Manson wearing a Nintendo Power Glove filled with drugs.
Actually, that’s enough.
We’re done with this. Buddyhead is GOOD, Brian. Because if you had posted that Anti-Christ action figure pose and talked about dark-child self-expression in the original blog, we would not have even remotely fucked with you. Buddyhead does NOT need to know how many Swastikas you’re kicking or whether you’re wearing pants in that fucking picture.
So, you win, Colonel Columbine. We sheep don’t get you and your philosophy. You flew that freak flag at the man and all of us “American Conformistas” were crushed beneath your giant, pale, paradoxical, food court irony. You’re the true “God of Fuck” and Anti-Christ and whatever other graveyard-fucking-thing you want to be. Hell, be the Wolfman, Dracula, and Frankenstein so long as you stay away from us. We’ll come up with ANYTHING if it keeps you, your fucking Powerglove, and that army of 15,000 night children from expressing themselves – “in all ways imagined” – anywhere near our lawns.
NO THANKS.
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Does anyone know how to send poison thorough the internet?
