1. What artist inspired you to create art?
People like Hendrix or greg ginn or Django Reinhardt. People like them don’t try, they are. Can’t try to be cool…
2. What or who still inspires you to keep on keeping on?
Patrick Swazye, Michael Jackson, The Olsen Twins are cool. Gotta remember to look at the man in the mirror, dude. Don’t forget that, OK?
3. What would you rather be doing right now?
Your silly facehole.
4. Give us your best recipe? Let us have it.
No.
5. How old were you when you lost your virginity and how’d it go?
Just days after my 13th birthday & it was better than I hoped it could be. I’ve been adickted to it ever since.
6. What makes you cringe?
Peter Setera, any form of mob, the kids, people who try to be weird (so they can tell you they’re so weird), your problems, singing at parties, wearing orange proudly & things having to do with teeth.
7. If you could pick one super power and it had to be either being able to fly or being able to time travel, which would you go with? And what would you do first with your new found super power? Would you rally on the side of good or evil?
I’d travel through time as captain common sense. I’d render the downtrodden impervious to these stooopid shit, fake rules that lawyers & other douche bags attempt to actualize into existence. We’d laugh more, jivetalk less, be able to shed bitterness faster & remain excited about not knowing it all. The Good & Evil part I don’t bother with. I leave that to the people who watch life from a safe enough distance to critique it.
8. Do you have hope for this new generation of kids who worship Lindsay Lohan, suck down TMZ, download music (and have never even owned one cd or lp) and fast food gobbling generation that is in their teenage years right now? Or are they a lost cause?
I just want them kids off ma lawn.
9. Tom Cruise… genius or psycho?
Penis Taco.
10. What in the world is affecting you right now?
Where did all the nooks & crannies go? I wanna hang out at that one place we used to go to, but everytime I think I know where that is…. Turns out, it’s just a Body Shop.
11. Tom Jones or Neil Diamond?
Jim Jones & Neil Hamburger.
12. What could you NOT live with out?
Laughter & popcicles.
13. Give the internet some words to live by….
Well…
1st off: I’d like to say congratulations on inheriting Earth, meek.
2nd: The funeral services for the idea, the secret & the surprise, will be held in yourtube & you’ll have the chance to twitz a broadband stream on my face party & personally invade my space in real time because of all your free time… & finally……….The internet stinks of lame more than the fart wind of hype it rode in on .com’ on
