CRAB-CORE REDO: Attack Attack! Make New "Stick Stickly!" Video!
How many “worst ideas ever” can a single group of Hot Topic fatties come up with?
There are no apparent limits.
Check out this NEW and IMPROVED (or maybe this one came first?) video for the most-offensively-wack-song-of-all-time, “Stick Stickly,” in which an emo keeps tugging on a door knob (heh) THAT JUST WON’T OPEN! Much of this has to do with the fact that the little guy keeps cry-tackling the side of the door that CANNOT BE OPENED. Like, physically. My girl walked in and said, “That emo’s not gonna push open the wrong side of the door. Why are you watching this?” And she’s right!
Well anyway, homeboy WANTS what’s behind that door, but he keeps getting pushed aside by all of the cooler nerds. They keep getting in V.I.P. style, and the wiener gets really, really sad he’s not on the list. Like, “worst day ever, I can’t believe my kids and wife exploded” sad.
Well, a few sobbing sessions, retarded bunny hops and cookie monster growls later, and the little emo that could musters up all his emotional power and snatches that door WIDE OPEN! And what does the pussy find?
What I would give to have been present for the “conceptual story” meeting that went down for the beauty above.
We understand redoing something so shameful as the “Stick Stickly” video, but why go through the trouble to end up with two-times the holocaust? It doesn’t even matter which video came first. You crybabies had TWO shots wasting thousands of dollars and consecutively set a new low bar! The brooding goth girl is, however, a better choice than the crying emo boy given that crying emo boy’s aren’t quite so Rock & Roll. Good eye. But a RAVE? Do the pre-teens actually whip out glow sticks at your “punk rock” shows?
This is worse than we thought. We’re not even going to ask if you’ve heard Fun House. And that means Sum41 is STOKED that you guys are putting us off their trail (which they still wish would lead to Rob Halford’s bed.) They might as well be Sabbath after hearing Attack Attack! Your band is the reason terrorists hate our freedom. Don’t have any fruitcakes like you and Brokencyde in Iran, no Sir.
So, we’re launching a jihad against you dorks.
And don’t let your weird Asian dork’s mom find out about all the f-bombs he keeps dropping. Wouldn’t want you Rockers to be grounded during Warped Tour 2010!