Fecal Incontinence Jam
Hi, I’m Meathead. As part of my ongoing quest to “edutain” (that’s a combination of “educate” and “entertain”) you people who come here to read about The Duke Spirit and get pissed off whenever you see I’ve posted something, I’ve collaborated with the hip musical group Color Me Badd to create an informative video about fecal incontinence. That’s a fancy medical term for “crapping all over the place, not just for fun, but because your anus is broken.” It can happen to you! Not to me, though, thank god. Gross.
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:24 am
I’ll say it first, I gotta take a dump.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 am
i wear depends. not to combat incontinence, but to accomodate my shamelessness and hygienic apathy.
plus, i save gallons of water a day. who knew laziness could be so green-friendly?
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Deja Vu!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
is this supposed to be funny? did you lose a bet with this guy or something?
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
First SHAT ruins looking at trees for me, now I can’t eat chocolate syrup…Let’s keep the education to a minimum here.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I don’t spose this post has anything to do with Aaron or Travis losing control of their anuses?
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Wow I’ve actually learned something useful from reading buddyhead,other than that Aaron is supposedly gay or that Travis has been manwhoring to keep the website up,but I’d never thought I’d hear Color Me Badd on Buddyhead,really takes me back to the early nineties and hearing their music and seeing their videos and even at the age of 9 or 10,thinking how corny and lame those dudes were,but anyhoo,I really learned something from that video,not only about Fecal Incontinence,but also that Andy Griffith has Fecal Inconcontinence,no wonder he seemed so uptight on that show,see you learn something new everytime you come to buddyhead,not just that Oasis is the raddest band on earth,or that The Icarus Line really sucks now!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
meathead, this was too crazy what the fuck were you thinking? and by the way i think i had a Color Me Badd tape back in the day, do they do the song about how that girl’s got skillzzz? cos i had that and i fucking liked it.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
why the fuck isn’t there a post about this?!?!?!?!?!?!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DSK2j_n6nw&feature=related
c’mon kids!
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Dear Methhead,
Save us all the pain of havig to watch anymore of your videos by going to rehab or seek outpatient treatment. Drugs no longer aid your creativity, on the contrary, they make your efforts at creativity a tragic public spectacle of how much your brain has deteriorated.
love,
George
July 24th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I’m gonna have to side with George Harrison on this one, and not just cause he wrote Old Brown Shoe.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/portmanteau
July 25th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
But, no. Really. There is a cure for this shit (literally).
I hear if you stuff a Lamborghini up your ass (like Danny), the problem is fixed.
I love you Meathead. Awesome jam as always.
July 26th, 2008 at 9:23 am
the fact that straight men are so obsessed with the anus and it’s functions, pretty much justifies that they all want it in the butt.
July 26th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Liz, I hate to admit it. But, I did this e-har”money” date one time like three or four years ago. It was a train wreck.
They hooked me up with the administrative assistant to the president of CBS.
She was a ho. Really. She kept telling me about the casting couch is non-existent anymore due to legal bullshit but, if it was, she would be at the top of Hollywood.
I was like… Keanu.
She also would not stop about how her mission in life was to fuck Chris Cornell.
What kind of blind date is that? I mean, fuck.
The one thing I learned and still laugh about today is, the female kept going on about her gay-dar. She said, “I know if a guy is gay right away.”
I responded, “how do you know that?” She answered, “when a dude wants to put it in my ass before my cooch.”
Seriously? She had a point. I mean, since when does ass feel better than cooch?
Tmi, I know but… funny to me. Ass sucks imho, heh.