Dear Metallica - Yours, Dave Grohl
Our friend, David Eric Grohl, wrote Metallica an open letter from the standpoint of just being a fan. Sounds like something we’d do. Yeah, basically he beat us to it. Plus his “PS” torches anything we would have come up with, even if it was still 2002. Good one Dave!
Dear METALLICA,
Hey, it’s Dave! Remember me? Yeah, I’m the guy that’s been listening to your band faithfully since 1983. I bought your first album Kill ‘Em All from a mailorder catalogue called Under The Rainbow, I think. Actually I can’t remember. It was 1983 for Christsakes! But that album changed my life and I’ve been listening to your albums ever since (even St Anger!).
I can’t wait to hear the new shit, and no matter what you guys do I’ll always be first one at the shop waiting to hear it. I’m sure you’ll come out and blow everybody’s fuckin’ minds, because you’re fuckin’ METALLICA!
Good luck. And don’t release it until it’s kick-ass.
Yours, Dave Grohl.
P.S. Are you finished recording the drums yet?
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May 8th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
ha. sweet.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Even load? Or the one with the symphony orchestra?
May 8th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I thought if anyone could break the news that it’s time for them to retire it would be Dave. Wasted opportunity.
And someone get him a REAL beer please?
May 9th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Metallica hasn’t put out anything decent since And Justice For All.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:19 am
Come on Dave St.Anger,give me a break,I know that you’ve been hanging out with douchbag celebrities and Muscisians and all that but St.Anger,come on dude,you used to be in the raddest band on earth(Nirvana not the Foo Fighters)!!!
May 9th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Here is a better one.
Dear Metallica,
I haven’t bought a single one of your albums since 1991, because they have all been complete shit. And your supposed return to your thrash roots, St. Anger was a bigger load of crap than, well, Load. You guys are loaded beyond belief and your drummer is a total dickhead. Why the fuck haven’t you just packed it in?
P.S. Will you be using actual drums on this album, or just garbage cans again?
May 9th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Bob Rock turned Metallica into the Great American Gelding.
Best beer:
http://www.northcoastbrewing.com/beer-rasputin.htm
Lagers are for bottom feeders!
May 9th, 2008 at 9:48 am
i started playing guitar because of Master of Puppets. if St. Anger II comes out i’ll stop playing.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Dear Mr. Grohl,
You were in one of the best bands in the history of Rock N’ Roll (10x better than Metallica) and you haven’t released anything near as cool with your current band. Why dont you not worry about other bands and start concentrating on not sucking yourself.
Love,
Lars Ulrich
PS: and stop singing like Bob Seger!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
mr. dave is not on a position to judge metallica since the foo fighters sound like a lame band of the 70’s or a don henley tribute band.
metallica and grohl are on a death match of who sucks and fade the most on every “next project”.
both are a shame for their pasts and bad examples of growin’ up and getting old.
FUK EM! (both)
May 9th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
first of all, Nirvana was never close to being the “raddest band on earth” or “one of the best bands in the history of Rock N’ Roll”
second of all, foo fighters and don henley?
May 9th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Dang, and I thought that Dave was going to ask for Jason Newstead to come back again. I miss Jason Newstead being in Metallica. Shame.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Yea.. Jason missed Metallica too. So he split.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
dont release it until it kicks ass? how about dont release it at all?
also, dave grohl was only in nirvana towards the tail end, he was on the nevermind bandwagon, which is when they started sucking. so he has no credibility in anybodys book who knows whats up.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Nice comment M.O.P., I must agree. I think things went downhill after S&M, well maybe before- but S&M totally kicked arse!
May 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
St. Anger sucked one. What the hell was that crap? And what the fuck happened to Jason anyways? Hell, he probably came down with Vaginitis and turned into one giant pussy…who fucking knows.
P.S. Thanks Dave for breaking into some Master of Puppets at that one shitty ass award show. But you guys missed the best part of the night when I got into a little bitch fight with kid rock. Good times.
May 9th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
at least dave is a cool dude. he’s not a douchebag like lars ulrich. and a drum off between dave and lars ulrich, uh…wonder who would win that? while lars is sitting around sf, counting his money and buying and selling whatever it is he collects, dave is on the frontlines actually playing music. besides being one of the best drummers EVER, he switches to guitar and sings. dude is all-around. and, if you are lucky enough to ever get to talk to him, you’ll find out that he knows his music-punk, metal and whatever. plus, he does the rock star thing without making lame ass documentaries about how tough his life is…dave for the win.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
I like the Foo Fighters and I know that’s not cool to say, but I’ll take their discography over anything Metallica is done in the past fifteen years. Dave is just a cool guy. Great musician and not once do you get a sense of douchebaggery from him like you do from Lars or the rest of ‘Tallica.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:19 am
every time Foo Fighters comes on the radio the same thing happens like clockwork which starts with me saying “godammit” really loud, followed by driting off and contemplating how great Cheap Trick are, followed by snapping out of it and changing the channel as I yawn
May 10th, 2008 at 5:20 am
One of the BEST DRUMMERS ever? Could you suck his dick any harder? Who else is one of the best? Peter Criss? Charlie Watts?
May 10th, 2008 at 5:30 am
Dear Dave,
Shut the fuck up. Foo Fighters is gay & verbally blowing Metallica isn’t going to make them any better.
If you really listen to St. Anger, I hope it was for a good laugh.
Why the fuck would you ask if the drums are done? Do you need a gig? I’m sure when Josh Homo gets rid of that A.C. Slater lookin’ fag, he’ll give you a call. Until then, don’t release shit because it never kicks ass. I don’t care whatever you play, whether it’s the drums, the guitar, the hairy bagpipes, the harp,I don’t give a shit. You look like if Freddie Mercury fucked Eric Clapton, they had a kid, it was gay, and it jumped out of a window & lived.
Die.
-Everyone who hates “The Foo”, Probot, or anything else Dave Grohl.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:14 am
dear kurt cobains ghost.
im glad you are dead
you shit hole piece of shit
May 10th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Kurt Kobain’s ghost is fuckin rad.
May 10th, 2008 at 9:21 am
hey now, let’s not slag off joey castillo. homeboy played for danzig for christs sake, you just can’t knock that. qotsa are just on an entirely different level from any other mainstream b.s. anyways.
speaking of qotsa, what is it with these spur of the moment fucken shows? they played t.o. last night and tickets went on sale on like monday or tuesday. i mean, yeah it’s kinda cool that they can do spur of the moment shows at small “personal” venues, but fuck am i pissed i missed it.
fuckers. [the wannabes not qotsa]
May 10th, 2008 at 10:52 am
neither Metallica nor Dave Grohl has done anything relevant since the early 1990’s
May 10th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
I seriously dont get it. Is he making fun of them? He’s being facetious, right? You really cant tell with DG. He likes Korn and plays in FF. I mean, he does like terrible music. Someone help me understand.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
You guys are so neg it’s ah may zing.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I don’t know, I’ve read shit Grohl has written ,or like seen interviews that were a lot more interesting and or comical than this letter to Metallica .And furthermore I have read stuff that the powers that be of buddyhead have written slagging fools that were twenty times more interesting than Grohl’s writing to Metallica. I’m scared that Dave is losing his relevance and getting kinda soft.Although I watched this rad drum off solo thing with him ,taylor, and the drummer from Bad Brains on Youtube that made me super wet.
total different tangent, can we get an archival of Buddyhead’s old best and worst albums with the axl rating system. I am stressed with finals and that would make me smile for miles.Not that anyone cares which is ok I hate you too.
Happy Saturday
May 10th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
P.S. Why is Dave deep throating a beer bottle?
May 10th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Yeah because we all know that it’s hard as shit to play songs like “Mother” or “Twist Of Cain”.
Robo’s the best drummer that Danzig has ever played with. Both in style & intensity. Chuck Biscuits is killer, but giving Slater skill cred for playing with Danzig isn’t exactly a good point. I like Danzig (sadly, I’m afraid to admit it at times), but the drumming can all be done by a Guitar Center drum dept. manager.
May 10th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I get it now. Dave Grohl sees yet another chance to pawn off his crafted shtick to keep himself ever-visable (and valuable). For a second there I thought of him as a fan and a person and not a product. Buddyhead sees another chance to leach onto someone they have photos of so that their ad banner become more expensive next time around. Good for you guys. You could probably milk it a lot more.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
i never said he was the best drummer [cuz frankly, my love for danzig doesn’t run that deep], i was just saying that he played for fucken danzig.
and castillo has def proven himself above and beyond with the new queens record. fuck he even kicked ass on ‘lullabies’ and ‘over the years and through the woods’, well those albums kicked ass in general, but thats besides the point.
metallica really doesn’t need to put out new music though, they’re definitely tarnishing their past work with the crap they put out now. i mean, nobody wants to hear what these old wrinkly ass married with children down and out has-beens with mad emo issues have to say now. there’s just no possible way they can be relevant to the audience they’ll be playing to when they go out on tour. it’s called nostalgia boys. play loud, play fast, play what you know we like(d). tour every fucken city in the planet, collect your coins and then go raise your children.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
You can’t talk shit about Nirvana or 80’s Metallica!!!!
May 10th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Dave Grohl > Lars Ulrich
Neil Diamond > Dave Grohl
Neil Diamond > You
End of discussion.
May 11th, 2008 at 1:24 am
Dave was the drummer for killing joke +1
Dave’s super cheesy yet rad song with cronos from venom +2
Dave’s super cheesy yet rad song with lemmy +3
Dave’s guitar work with David fucking Bowie +4
Dave was going to be tom petty’s permanent drummer but dave turned tom down , okay no points.
Dave making songs with brian may +5
Okay enough math for now.
Metallica only make good albums when they’re angry. It’s hard to feel angry when you’re a multimillionare and banging busloads of middleaged metal moms.
May 11th, 2008 at 5:32 am
dear dave,
no, actually, dear buddyhead commentators:
blahblahblahblah
rock cred anecdote blahblahblahblah
tepid rock criticism blahblahblahblah
drum solo blahblahblahblah
relevance blahblah st. timidity blahblahblah
shut the fuck up, tools. your mom wants you to keep it down in the basement because she can’t watch the home shopping network with you crying like pavlov’s bitch.
May 11th, 2008 at 6:05 am
wow. Nathaniel. you sure did put everyone in their place. Good for you, buddy! Someone gets a GOLD star today! That someone is YOU, cupcake!
May 11th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Dear Metallica,
I’m dead, please stop destroying my memory. That movie y’all made was pure bitch.
See ya real soon,
Cliff Burton
May 11th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Hey Dave,
How come you promised me a spot in Foo Fighters and then indian-gave when that little twerp from Sunny Day wanted in?
Love,
Josh Freese
May 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I wonder if Metallica’s new album will drop before Buddyhead’s Best/Worst of 2007.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:38 am
Oh MK,silly little boy,Buddyhead don’t do the best/worst of’s anymore,there a serious music website along the lines of pitchfork,anyways best/worst of lists are so 2002,now lots of posts of Oasis and talking about how Travis and Aaron hang out with all the big movers and shakers in Hollywood,now that’s what Buddyhead is all about now,what next people asking that the AXl music reviews comeback(oh wait someone already did that),and lets not forget the much missed Sex Advice Column,or the O.D.B coloring book,and the priceless riduculing of all our chunky friends,man I’m starting to get a little nostalgic,anyways Can’t wait for the Jubilee Album to come out plus new music from my fellow Denverites Moccasin,hey it’s not all bad in Buddyheadland,they may have lost some of their edge,but hey that happens with age,I’m still proud to call myself a representitive of the Buddyhead:Rocky Mountain Division,peace,respect to all my dogs in the Buddyhead Nation,oh yeah Metallica sucks,Dave Grohl is really lame these days blah blah blah!!!
May 12th, 2008 at 5:20 am
Dear Negative DORKS that read my site but cry about how they “don’t like it”,
Wow… so many neg vibes here on this post. Lighten up dudes…
First off, I’m only writing you all here cuz I can’t sleep and I saw that this is becoming one of the most commented posts we have on the site. So I figured this would be the place to tell you all… Don’t take this site so serious… cuz we sure as fuck don’t. I put more thought into what I wear everyday than what goes up on this site (and I wear the same clothes everyday).
If you don’t like this post or this website, I’m stoked. but riddle me this, why are you here? I never go to websites I don’t like… which is why I only look at my website and porn online.
So I see here that we’ve lost our edge and we’re old? I guess that’s what happens when you’re living the dream.
Lemme fill all you dorks in on something…. If I was still, at 30 years old, doing what I was doing at 20 years old… I’d be bummed on myself. Life is about change… at least mine is.
Yeah, there’s no gossip page and Buddyhead has changed. You’re right. Wanna know why?
Cuz we don’t wanna do “gossip” anymore. We already did that, we don’t have time to keep up on all the newest shitty band, we’ve grown up (even if it’s just a tiny bit) and we’re doing other things…
Aaron’s making a record from the time he wakes up till the time he goes to sleep (which is lie 10am) and I’m working on a couple of photography books (as well doing all the art for the Jubilee releases and some side photography jobs too).
Plus… if things don’t change and evolve (or in some cases DEVOlve) IT GETS FUCKING BORING.
With that said… I can’t wait for you to see what Nate, Troy Boy, Vishal, Meathead and I are currently planning. I hope our new ideas bum you guys out as much as I think they will.
Love,
Travis
PS. If you guys aren’t hip to Meathead’s site and his current post about Nine Inch Nails… check it out @ http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp080511.htm
May 12th, 2008 at 10:38 am
http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2008/05/0904.cfm
May 12th, 2008 at 11:50 am
dear travis,
thanks for your note. i have, in the past, bemoaned the fact that you dont do gossip anymore and you site has changed. i was sad because your site was really good at one time. but in regards to your rebuttal all i can say is ‘fair enough’ because i can relate. and why do i keep coming back? because i work in front of a computer 9 hours a day and am bored. anyway carry on
May 12th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Yeah thanks for the note. I can’t wait for the new Jubilee album and your photo books. I like Buddyhead then and now if that makes you feel any better. I’ve been reading “The Head” since 1999 when it was for the children. Is it still for the children?
May 12th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
To all those in buddyhead land:
I don’t know if Travis directed his last post to anyone in particular(maybe yours truly),but know that my last post was not meant to be taken negatively,it was meant as mere commentary tempered with a bit of sarcasm and sass(buddyhead staples,and when was the last time anybody said sass),I still enjoy Buddyhead,as I come here often to read the various posts and even post from time to time,and still believe that even though it isn’t the unstoppable comedy outlet it once was,it still one of the best music related sites on the world wide web,and sorry about the comparison to pitchfork,I know that’s a sore subject,although Pitchfork is occasionally entertaining and amusing,they many more times than not endorse or back some band or group because it’s liked by all the conformist hipster factions,whereas Travis,Aaron and the gang at Buddyhead have always been independant thinkers in the field of music critisism and tastemaking(what other hipster related music pundits would profess to liking Guns and Roses and Van Halen(Hagar version even),and no other music site is still as refreshing and honest as the head’,and while lots of us here do miss the old buddyhead,lots of realize that you have to change with the times and be true to yourself(after all you’re not still bumming around town with the Icarus Line),and as a person who has been attacked on these posts for saying that the Happy Mondays sucked and were overrated(blasphemy!!!),keep up the good work your country and people with good taste need you,and know that everybody who has enjoyed this site in the past(even those bellyacres)will still come back again and again,cause Buddyhead,like life alot of times,is wonderfully unpredictable
Sincerely
The Buddyhead Reader with the biggest Rocky Mountain Oysters
A.J Mills III-Freedom Fighter
Denver,Colorado 05/12/08
May 12th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Travis - I think you just hit on a major nerve with the Dave Grohl/Metallica post! Bet you never expected that!
May 12th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
jesus christ AJ it’s called a fuckin paragraph
May 12th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I love Buddyhead, and I’m all in favour of change, but I could have sworn Travis said there would be a best/worst of list for 2007 at some point. Maybe I need to stop smoking so much weed.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
to “Oh no he didn’t”:
i’d rather have a cupcake than a gold star, buddy. or head… from you. keep it tight, champ.
May 13th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Kurt Kobain’s Ghost…..did Courtney do it?
May 13th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
maybe sir dave will appreciate Apocalyptica. their a sick metal-cello band [i know sounds fucked, but its actually uh-may-zing] from europe.
they do a shit load of metallica covers that kind of sound better than the original :P.
check out their version of ‘one’ [skip to 3 minutes, thats when it starts to get really good]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjQGt7WjK0
a personal favourite is ‘nothing else matters’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbTozgoj9OQ
and their own song ‘path’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnAzkh9kn0
May 13th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Travis, I DO like Buddyhead but I have a certain expectation when I look at. 1)I want to hear some good music. 2)I enjoy rock stars being ridiculed for being the overall confused idiots that they are. So, patting Dave Grohl on the back isn’t especially appealing to me. Sorry. You making fun of him is.
May 13th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Well, Mike… like I said above… if you don’t like the site… stop coming. If it burns when you put your hand in the fire, stop putting it in the fire dumbass. I’m sure there are plenty of websites in 2008 that make fun of dave grohl… and if not… you know what’s rad? YOU CAN START ONE YOURSELF!!!!! FUCKIIN’ A RIGHT?
May 13th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
look at all the perrrrrtyy comments, I have to add one…ummm, don’t come to the sight if you only want to profess your love of shitty tunes…wait travis nailed that one, ummm, as you get older, shit changes and hair grows outta naughty places and you start to like diverse music you didn’t when you were a kid….damn, thats taken too. How about buddyhead is the only music site I look at because I cringe any random time I visit pitch-dork (I know sub pop). To be honest, I think with the new writers I look forward to the bum trip and negative comments…it just proves there are so many idiots.
p.s. don’t rip on Dave Grohl kidos, you play the commentator while he slays the drums/guitar and has a life to look back on and say, “fuck yeah, I did some cool shit instead of wasting away”
more than my two cents
can’t wait for the new Jubilee
ta ta
May 13th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Travis, thanks for the hostile, bonehead response. Thanks for talking to me like I’m 12 also. I say that I like buddyhead. If I say that I love it will you punch me in the nuts? I posted to tell you that I like your site and what I like about it. Fuck you, fucking dickhead.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
mike
whether or not you like buddyhead is of no concern cuz… no one cares.
if you want to hear good music you can find it ANYWHERE. look around and don’t rely on buddyhead to be your “source” you bum.
ridiculing rock stars is funny sometimes yeah but also, like travis said, gets a little boring at times. and dave grohl, albeit his band may not be up your alley, is way more rock n roll than you’ll ever be.
you see, while you hang out on message boards all day complaining about how buddyhead “sold out the scene” (see 2001) dave grohl is making rock records , eating proper pussy, and using his gold records as coasters to set his imported beer on… so, once again, you lose.
way to take life too seriously. weren’t you paying attention when bill hicks said “it’s just a ride”
May 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
If Dave Grohl is ‘rock ‘n roll’ to a wetback with an IQ of 62, I don’t want to be ‘rock ‘n roll’.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
whats with the racism dude, chill out man, and stop being a whine-y bitch.
“I don’t want to be ‘rock ‘n roll’ wah wah wah, get over it dudette.
you should apply for a job at PITCHFORK
May 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Aaron B. sounds like a wop name.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Why is everyone hating on Pitchfork?
Oh yeah…
Nevertheless, the girls jeans I’m wearing (size 16, childbearing hips for a guy, let me tell you) came with a pitchfork tag on them. Is that normal?
May 13th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
newsflash metallica, AVRIL LAVIGNE covered one of your songs! yeah! and guess what? Hetfield fucking ENJOYED it! i rest my case.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Dear Mike,
Way to go proving you are the ultimate bag of dicks you racist fucktard.
I have been hesitant to post yet another comment on this column, but do us all a favor and drop the 12 year old bullshit (you desrved being nuked by travis).
You are a bigot and seriously are so butt hurt that you really have no reason to even visit this site let alone make a comment filled with ignorant racist remarks just digging a deeper hole in that pool of hipster shit you’re swimming in.
Last time I checked rock n’ roll; and even buddyhead for that matter, has been an artistic and creative expression, wikipedia it if you gotta.
Being a bigot and throwing around racism is NOT creative nor is it novel.
All in all, eat a dick kido and pull those lady jeans you got from urban outfitters outta your ass and stuff ‘em in your mouth the next time you feel like saying such ignorant and racist buyllshit.
Sorry everybody, I’m venting. I can’t stand ignorance and I’m loving the muxtapes and saw that comment and couldn’t help myself.
peace all
May 14th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I enjoy black cock also.
Sorry everybody.
peace all
May 14th, 2008 at 4:11 am
hahahahaha…..I deserve and am flattered to be impersonated. I can take a joke and not get butt hurt….or am I just another fool on the pill and I actually wrote that….shit I dunno.
speaking of fool on the pill, does anyone have Jubilee lytics
May 14th, 2008 at 11:28 am
i’ll take that as a compliment Johnny.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Whoever this “mike” character is (ya see, mine’s with a capital “M”) has ruined the good name of Mike’s everywhere.
I shall now go by “Miguel” in order to make sure that i am not confused as a moronic suburbanite with some serious issues with the hispanic populace. Plus, i hope the name Miguel provokes this “mike”’s ire and he calls me a “beaner” because i think he’s an ignorant twat.
P.S. I’m white…
May 14th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
TAKE THAT!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Maybe if Dave slipped back behind the kit to kick it ala Cream with Eric Avery and Izzy Stradlin in super group style, Foo Fighters could be forgiven…
May 14th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
MAYBE DAVE NEEDS TO SEE METALLAGHER INSTEAD. THE GREATEST METALLICA COVER BAND OF ALL TIME. METALLICA SONGS IF GALLAGHER FRONTED THEM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp4ksct9e8c
MIGHT WANNA CHECK THAT SHIT OUT PUSSIES
May 14th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
MAYBE DAVE NEEDS TO SEE METALLAGHER INSTEAD. THE GREATEST METALLICA COVER BAND OF ALL TIME. METALLICA SONGS WITH GALLAGHER FRONTING THEM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp4ksct9e8c
MIGHT WANNA CHECK THAT SHIT OUT PUSSIES
May 14th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I found myself drunk, covered in melon and playing guitar while standing on top of a kick drum to a band that I detested in junior high the last time I was in Austin watching Metallagher. They rule it. Hey, idiots who think I’m a racist, I don’t care b/c I know what you are: idiots. I find it hilarious that typing a couple slurs would provoke anything from the readers of a site that’s posted some of the most elitist, sexist, homophobic and hypocritically brown-nosing bullshit in the history of self-declared internet music experts. I’m talking about the two starfucker opportunists who run this site. Kill yourself immediately.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
^^ wow dude calm down, grab a drink and popcorn, pop in some porn and chill out….
May 14th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
porn never cured anything, it just makes your issues more enjoyable. Just stop caring so much and life will almost seem worth it….
May 15th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Hey Mike… seeing as how you know so much about me… what stars have I fucked? Sound like info I should know so I can brag to my friends.
Thanks,
Travis
May 15th, 2008 at 7:07 am
So, by your own admission, you’ve admitted to liking a website run by pseudo music expert opportunist starfuckers whom write discriminatory, bigoted and ass kiss posts?
I’m.. so confused.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Ok, now these comments are just getting out of hand…
Like I said above… what’s to be mad about? If for some reason you don’t enjoy what we are writing and offering here… there’s a zillion other websites to go hang out on. And you can always “show us how it’s really done” and make you own music website. Or better yet, go outside… there’s a whole amazing world out there. Check it out man.
First off, starfuckers? I hang out with Aaron, Troy Boy, Meathead, Casper, Uncle Scott and well… that’s about it.
I mean sure, Aaron might have sex with lots of famous people but we’re hardly opportunists cuz once he blows his load he kicks em to the curb just like any gentleman would.
If we were opportunists do you think I’d be living on Aaron’s couch? If that’s my opportunity… it’s a pretty shitty opportunity man.
And in all serious-ness we have never written racist, ignorant or ass kissing posts… ever. Quite the opposite in face… anything you read on this site is either totally honest and from the view point of a true music fan or tongue in cheek with the sole purpose to making ourselves laugh. Sorry if sometimes you don’t get the joke. We never promised you guys anything other than we’ll do whatever the fuck we want, how often we want and how we want.
-Travis
May 15th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Shut up stah fuckah!
Nahahahaa..
As if you have to explain yourself to that guy. Dude isn’t even sure whether he likes or dislikes a site he frequents.
We should all forgive mike though.
Nice cup Dave!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:50 am
guys this is not a NIN site! Using NIN songs like starfuckers to sound smart or funny, looks lame. Hey Travis did you see the current Neil Young interview? If not hit my name to read it….
May 15th, 2008 at 11:51 am
oh to add on this^^^is a open ended comment, just observation of patterns appearing here….
May 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
those using racist, homophobic, misogynistic, fatphobic…etc. statements to be funny and hateful in 2008 need to go back to school and watch sesame street. us minorities got feelings too, so respect that.Rumor has it that the white power or neo-nazi movement are still recruiting and would love your membership. Oh and just because you FUCK famous men/women that doesnt mean shit. It means what it means, you got laid! So what! Kiss and tell? Unless it shauna sands or veronika nemakova!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
FUCK THAT SHIT. I’M ALL ABOUT NAILING CELEBRITY SLUTS. ONCE YOU GO TO TARADISE, YOU ALWAYS WANNA GO BACK.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
good for you uncle scott do tell. I Hope you are not refering to the new and improved tara reid. still so what! some of us have done famous people too big deal.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Wish they’d hurry. Been waiting for a new album for five years.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Wow when did this site turn into a discussion on starfucking,racism,and oppurtunism,wow for a second I thought I was reading Rolling Stone Magazine,nothing wrong with discussing those topics,they’re really important,but a post on Dave Grohl and the absolute sewer shit that is Metallica,has gone into a whole other universe,but I’m impressed I did not know that Buddyhead readers were that worldly,I thought they just sat at their computers downloading porn,in between watching reality t.v.and other shit,interesting!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:03 am
Weird… AJ is all over this post too. DORK.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Who needs a gossip page when you’ve got this type of entertainment? Comments from the obviously intellectually challenged - Seriously entertaining.
Keep it up guys, there’s more shit slinging than the monkey house at the zoo.
And I fucking love the zoo
May 16th, 2008 at 6:13 am
P.S I like how that says “might have sex with lots of famous people”, instead of “might have sex with lots of famous women”.
Parapraxis :P
Hi Uncle Scott!
One day I’ll become a great big star~
You know like the big dipper~