Jane’s Addiction are going to get “back together” AGAIN for another reunion tour, this time it’s gonna be some dork named Carl (who played bass in Satellite Party) pretending to be Eric Avery. All I have to say on that subject is… FUCKING WEAK DUDES.
BUT… get this, Eric Avery has agreed to reunite with the band for one night only. Yeah, I just ejaculated in my shorts right now. To say I’m psyched would be a huge understatement… WOOO! FUCK YEAH!
So the real Jane’s Addiction will be performing at the first-ever U.S. NME Awards show at the El Rey here in Los Angeles. I guess they are getting crowned with some “Godlike Genius Award” during the ceremony and then will be playing a few songs.
In the press release we got emailed Eric totally nukes the other dudes in the band with this statement:
“I’ve chosen to reject the prospects of reuniting in the past for personal and philosophical reasons. I have always considered reunions to be a way to make a quick buck, and it sells short my own experience of it the first time around,” He adds, “The reason I started to even consider this is because it’s honoring the past instead of trying to recreate it.”
If Travis and I don’t get into this show there is zero justice in the world of rock n’ roll… not only do we DJ pretty much every show at the El Rey but I’m one of the biggest Jane’s fans on the planet. I mean who the fuck is getting into this? I’ll prolly end up standing outside cause that’s life but I’ll do whatever it takes to get in… except suck off an aids infested dick. I swear. Hey, Uncle Scott, you feel like crushing some heads that night? Let me get on your shoulder while you moshing through the front doors. Let’s do this shit!!!
So yeah, if you got an a couple tickets to this seated event and you wanna get two of the most “rock n’ roll” dudes in this town in… hit me up. And if Navarro is reading this like I know he is… Yo dude, stop waxing your chest for two seconds, get the dreadlocks rocking again (see photo above if you forgot how much cooler you were) and call Travis back… WE NEED TICKETS BRO! WOO! And you guys better play “Trip Away”, “Ocean Size” and “Whores”… in that order. Do it!
- Troy Boy
