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I made a video for Maynard’s band Puscifer… Oasis, Verve, Raconteurs, McRib…

March 21st, 2008 by Travis Keller

I know this dude Maynard James Keenan, he’s world famous for being the inventor of one of man greatest creations… the lobster tank. On the side he sings for two arena-filling bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Yeah, homeboy is rich as fuck, so rich that he bought a vineyard in Arizona so he’s stoked on wine. By the way… has anyone seen that ad for some drum company in the new Revolver (I think.. one of those shitty metal mags) with Danny Carey in a full Laker’s jersey, spinning a basketball on his finger in front of his YELLOW Lamborghini? It’s MINDBLOWING how someone so cool could do something so lame. God I love Danny. By the way… are we getting a new Tool record before 2020 or what guys? Get your shit together and get in the studio asap!

Back to Maynard… In between all that making wine, selling wine and drinking wine… The Nard has found time to release a side project record (with the classy name “V Is For Vagina”) under the moniker Puscifer. And he must be really drunk on wine cuz he asked little old me to make him a video for his new single “Dozo”. Before he changed his mind and asked someone who actually knew what they were doing, I dug around in my DV tape crates for some of my best footage and edited it all together in a fast-food/coffee rage. The final product is what you see above. Keep an eye out for cameos too man…

I think Maynard liked it.

Maynard likes redtube.com.

Josh Freese is addicted to youtube.com. Someone may need to step in an have an intervention.

From what I’ve been told the new Oasis record is done and (the people I know who heard it said) it’s less song oriented, more psychedelic, grooves more and is really fucking good. I can’t wait to hear it.

I also heard that The Verve might play a show at The Greek right after Coachella (which I’m excited for - Love & rockets, Verve, Spiritualized, Raconteurs, Roger Waters, Portishead, Kraftwerk, My Morning Jacket and Stephen Malkmus). If the rumors of The Greek show are true, I’m super amped like Aaron is on energy drink… one of my favorite bands playing at one of my favorite venues in the city I live in. Actually it’s one of the my favorites in the world. The only place I can think of that smokes it is Red Rocks outside of Denver, Colorado. That place is life changing, if you ever get a chance to go… GO!

The Raconteurs have announced that they just finished their new album “Consolers Of The Lonely” and it will be stores next week on March 25. The band are just releasing the album with out any promotion or marketing because - “We wanted to explore the idea of releasing an album everywhere at once and THEN marketing and promoting it thereafter, The Raconteurs would rather this release not be defined by its first week sales, pre-release promotion or by someone defining it FOR YOU before you get to hear it.” The band also stated they won’t be selling the new album track-by-track on itunes but it will be sold on their website digitally at 320 kbps. You can read more at their official website here. If you wanna know what I think about of all this you’ve come to the right place… I think their whole “statement” is pointless and borderline retarded. First off I don’t wanna hear my rockstars talk about business… make me think all you care about is rippin’ solos, slaying chicks, getting wasted and having a good time! Is that so much to ask? It’s called rock n’ roll for Christ’s sake. On a slightly more positive tip, I am very excited to hear the record in four days cuz I’m sure it’s better than the last one, which I thought was a great first album.

The Raconteurs Tour Dates:
04/20 Vancouver, British Columbia - Commodore Ballroom
04/21 Seattle, WA - Neumo’s
04/22 Portland, OR - Wonder Ballroom
04/23 San Francisco, CA - Bimbo’s 365 Club
04/25 Indio, CA - Coachella
04\26 Las Vegas, NV - The Joint
04/28 Denver, CO - The Fillmore Auditorium
04/29 Kansas City, MO - Uptown Theatre
05/01 Dallas, TX - House of Blues
05/02 Austin, TX - Stubb’s BBQ
05/04 New Orleans, LA - New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival
06/13 Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
06/26 Arendal, Norway - Hove Festival
07/12 Kinross, Scotland - T in the Park
07/13 Naas, Ireland - Oxegen Festival

The McRib is not back, but I’m fully backin’ the new Snack Wraps.

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29 Responses

  1. Enda Says:

    Screw redtube, pornhub.com is where its at

  2. elizabeth Says:

    Your video is great!
    How’s the merlot?
    Red Rocks looks incredible.

  3. Joelle Says:

    Yes Red Rocks kicks ass. Saw NIN there.

  4. Lauren Says:

    You film a lot of weird shit…

  5. Ashelee Be Says:

    mr travis not only are you cute but you are talented.

    i love you video just like your photoso.

    and i just bought v is for vagina because of you… not cuz i like the music… the music isnt bad, but its not good. Tool on the other hand make me all wet and wish I hadn’t kicked my boyfriend to the curb cuz he was really good in bed.

    Lets fuck Travis.

    PS… how come Aaron never write for Buddyhead anymore and the miillion dollar question… when will we see more gossip? Have you matured past that era? If you are put it online or put it out as a book. the fans want

  6. BVA Says:

    This website needs more fast food reviews.

  7. feliciano Says:

    dope video.

    on the fast food tip, one of the old school buddyhead things that stands out in my memory is the Scams section. Free food @ In and Out has helped me out on a couple of occasions

  8. Stoney Says:

    That is the worst music video I have ever seen.

  9. Travis Keller Says:

    Thanks Stoney… at least you were honest with me. But really? THE worst? what about this one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4YmwJpnor6o

  10. A.J Says:

    Coolest High School Video project ever!!!
    P.S Great to see you give props to the mighty Red Rocks!!!

  11. Dave O Says:

    The estranged video is one of the funniest ive ever seen, and you just know the dolphin scenes were axls idea

  12. elizabeth Says:

    Why would anyone wear a t-shirt w/ a giant print of Charles Manson on it? It sickens me.

  13. Alex H. Says:

    I love the Estranged video, cuz at the exact moment you see axl swimming w/ dolphins, you know thats when he lost his mind.

  14. db Says:

    they need to change the phrase from “jumping the shark” to “swimming with the dolphins”…

    oh yeah, and when is chinese democracy coming out?

  15. Alex H. Says:

    There’s demos of it floating around the net. Some of the material sounds pretty good but the other material is pretty double talkin’ jive.

  16. Alex H. Says:

    heres how I like to remember GNR
    http://nonlinearenjoyment.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2007-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-08%3A00&updated-max=2008-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-08%3A00&max-results=13

  17. ffag Says:

    you were better off filming in the dark. was that good-bye cake supposed to be deep?

  18. MK Says:

    But I just ate a McRib about 20 minutes ago…

  19. Travis Keller Says:

    I fuckin love youtube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzLK5NsYniE

  20. DPH Says:

    I would like to start a magazine called “Old Man Quarterly.” It would just be pictures of old men at various points in the day. Like, an old dude taking his slippers off. There would be little captions to their action like, ” Ahhhh, these slippers are delightful.” And there would be a little fake backstory at the bottom, like, “This is Herman. He was at Normandy. At one point in the war, he literally punched Emperor Hirohito right in the fucking face. War over bitches, we can all go home now. Thanks to Herman, they speak French in France today.”

    Yeah, I’m pretty high. It’s like I can’t stop writing. I need to listen to some music. Maybe The Clash. The end.

    http://homoecophagus.blogspot.com

  21. debs Says:

    Fuck… The Raconteurs album has already been leaked!

  22. pussy2.o Says:

    TRAVIS!
    love the video, i had already seen it on youtube. it’s very cut & dry brilliant. freese is a maniac and i’m so glad you got it on tape.

    but how was aaron’s birthday? did he go off or what?!?!
    post about that… it’ll liven up the site.

  23. luci Says:

    “Trying to save Axl…”

    Why goddammit, WHY??
    Estranged rocks socks & Duff’s still a sexy mess for an old dude too - I’m thinking you’ve got the first feature piece for Old Man Quarterly right there…

  24. pussy2.o Says:

    mmmmmm,
    include old man reznor in that addition too. he’s twice my age and i’d still do him.

  25. Kate Says:

    Dear Travis,
    Do I spend $60+ to see the Verve in Toronto?
    I’m conflicted.

    x
    Kate

  26. doris Says:

    just dl’d the new racounteurs and its pretty decent. gonna catch em when they come to town pretty soon, as well as the duke spirit/brmc in the same week. woooo!

  27. brandon Says:

    man, axl was *__*this close to becoming michael jackson freaky back in the day. but hey, i’d talk to dolphins too if it got me stephanie seymour.

    REUNITE THE GODDAMN BAND AXL!

  28. Travis Keller Says:

    60 bucks for the verve? sure. you’d end up spending it on something else that’s prolly lamer… right?

  29. elle Says:

    What exactly do you mean when you say you’re going off??

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