SHAT is on tour. Lock up your women!
It’s the simple things in life that really matter and get me out of bed in the morning (or in today’s case the late afternoon)… like the look on a person’s face when they ask what records my label puts out and I get to respond with “Oh… and we also put out this band called SHAT… Uh-huh yeah, like the past tense of shit.” Much like Shat… that joke never gets old for me.
If you’ve never had the privilege of witnessing the shear madness and genius that is a live Shat show… you really don’t know what you’re missing, it’s truly a night you’ll never forget. You’ll either leave a fan (not to mention some sore sides from laughing so much) or you’ll leave totally horrified, bummed out and a large stick still rammed firmly up your ass. There’s really no middle ground with Shat, you’re either in or out with this band. They force you to have an opinion, which is somewhat rare today and exactly why I’m glad they’re out there being Shat… stirring it up.
If you don’t chuckle just reading songs like “If She Has A Kid, You Know She Fucks”, “Tit Fuck”, “B.V.A. (Bloated Vagina Area)”, R”ob From The Rich And Give To The Whores”, “I Fucked Your Wife”, “You’ve Got No Ass”, “Vagetarian”, “Thank God For Pussy” and “Born To Be A Lesbian” then you’re probably reading the wrong website. A sense of humor is needed, but this isn’t a joke band at all. Songwriter and front-man Jeff Wood is the real deal and he’s got a bullet in his head to prove it. For more on that click on that newspaper article below and read his bio here. It’s a pretty crazy story, the dude is lucky to even be walking and talking let alone singing songs about how much he loves the fairer sex.
For those who haven’t seen this underground legend… you are in luck! Shat is on tour right now in the United States of America, make sure you don’t miss them when they come through your town. Make sure to bring your wallet cuz you really need to own the Shat shirt that simply says “Food Sex Metal” on the back. It’s a bit of a commitment but you’re definitely saying something with that on.
If you are lucky enough to live in LA (or surrounding areas) mark down February 18th on your calendar cuz Shat is headlining Buddyhead’s Belated X-mas Party @ La Cita (336 South Hill Street LA, CA 90013) in downtown. We were gonna have it actually during the holidays but we were too hungover and had way too much shit going on to properly execute it. Sorry, we go off. And as if Shat wasn’t enough to make you get down there, also on the bill are three of the world’s best party bands: Sid Brown, (who has hot female dancers that hand out shots of Whiskey and morraccas to members of the crowd, a rippin’ lesbian on guitar, video screen and a shirtless Sid Brown on vocals) DTFM (Ex drummer from Wires On Fire fronting the valley’s best party band) and Shit Yeah (Hell Yeah’s rival)!
And just like last year’s Buddyhead X-mas party (that was actually held in December), you’ll be able to sit on Santa Casper’s lap, tell him everything you wanted for Christmas last year (or get a head start on the shit you want for this year) and get your photo taken with his drunk ass. Up in the Dj booth you’ll find Aaron, Troy Boy, myself and some other surprise guests (not all at once) will be playing killer rock records in between the bands. And last but not least… the drink specials are killer… $2 Tecate! $3 Domestic beer! $4 Import Beer! Cheap Jager shots!

It’s a win-win situation for everyone… spread the word.
By the way, I’d like to point out and welcome our new writers to Buddyhead. Make sure to say hi to the new guys/girls and jump em in if you have to.
I just got back from a short UK tour with Aaron’s band, Jubilee, only to find that I’m unemployed and homeless. Dramatic huh? It’s not that bad actually cuz I’m currently living on Aaron’s couch. It’s a pretty sweet couch, then again I helped him pick it out I think. Ok, maybe I was just there and Uncle Scott helped him pick it out. Either way, I need to get off this thing soon and get a room somewhere… So, if anyone in the LA area is renting a room for a reasonable price, is clean, isn’t a knife wielding psycho, doesn’t have weird pets like ferrets, rats or snakes that’ll bite me and wouldn’t mind me renting from them for cheap… shoot me an email dude. Traviskeller@gmail.com.
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SHAT tour dates:
2.08.08 DREAMWORLD MUSIC COMPLEX — Arlington, T.X. (w/ chuck norris the band)
2.09.08 BEERLAND — Austin, T.X.
2.10.08 LONE STAR COUNTRY CLUB — Coppell, TX (outside of dallas)
2.11.08 OLD KELLY’S — Abilene, T.X.
2.12.08 ZEPPELIN’S UNDERGROUND — El Paso, TX
2.13.08 THE PALO VERDE LOUNGE — Tempe, A.Z.
2.14.08 BEAUTY BAR — Las Vegas, N.V.
2.15.08 ZOMBIE LOUNGE — San Diego, C.A.
2.16.08 DIPIAZZA’S —Long Beach, C.A.
2.17.08 COBALT CAFE — Canoga Park, C.A.
2.18.08 BUDDYHEAD XMAS PARTY @ LA CITA (with Sid Brown), DTFM & Shit Yeah!) L.A. C.A.
2.19.08 THEE PARKSIDE — San Francisco, C.A. SEGA GAVE DEVELOPERS CONVENTION PARTY
2.20.08 ASH STREET SLAOON Portland, O.R.
2.21.08 THE FUNHOUSE — Seattle, W.A.
2.22.08 BURTS TIKI , Salt Lake City, UT TBA
2.23.08 3 KINGS TAVERN —- Denver, C.O.
2.24.08 THE BLUE GOAT —- Salina, K.S.
2.25.08 PJ’S PUB —Manhattan, K.S.
2.26.08 CREEPY CRAWL — St. Louis, M.O.
2.27.08 TBA
2.28.08 ELBO ROOM — Chicago, I.L.
2.29.08 NANNA’S HOUSE OF HELL —- South Bend, I.L.
3.01.08 SAGINAW M.I. TBA
3.02.08 NOW THAT’S CLASS —Cleveland, Ohio
3.03.08 THE HIGH FIVE — Columbus, O.H. (early show – punk rock karaoke right after the show)
3.04.08 THE POISON ROOM — Cincinnati, O.H.
3.05.08 THE SMILING MOOSE — Pittsburgh, P.A. (LOOKING FOR LOCAL SUPPORT)
3.06.08 BUFFALO, N.Y. VERY SPECIAL SHOW TBA SOON
3.07.08 THE HALF PENNY PUB — Syracuse, N.Y.
3.08.08 THE RED SQUARE — Albany, N.Y. (NEW VENUE JUST ADDED)
3.14.08 DINGBATZ — Clifton, N.J. (WELCOME HOME FROM TERR SHOW)
3.15.08 ROUNDERS BAR — Ashley, P.A















































I fucking love JEFFWOOD more than I know how to articulate.
I can NEVER go into a dollar store without breaking into song.
Jeff Wood needs to come to the UK.
Kids- I’m bringing my menorah, a shofar, and a dreidel. It’s about to get heavy. Jewbelieve me?
oh, i love the smell of wit in the morning. PS travis, I told you. My jewish family adopted you. You can stay in my wing if you’d like, sucka
Shat … good idea … a “joke band” … total “lol” …. euh … no.
-4/10.
“They force you to have an opinion” … Brillant I guess. Avant-Garde.
ya we r d openor band for shat in el paso. we r gona kill whyts and fuck baby whyt peeples and den cum in yur i’s.
THE FARTS TORTA
myspace.com/thefartstorta
Travis, how come you’re homeless and unemployed? That’s an arse welcome home. Did you have fun on tour?
Did anyone notice how Shat is a bunch of naked, fat, pot bellied old looking dudes? Gross. I don’t care how funny the music is, I can’t watch fat dudes shake their jelly on stage. Let’s leave that for Beyonce.
has anyone actually thrown up on a cunt?
shat or beyonce?beyonce! ..travis u might try to get on disability.u can get on social security disability(ssd) if u have any kind of mental and/or physical issues.if u have ssd then you’ll get section 8 and get very cheap rent in cali !now thats a deal.
Fuckin Perfect.
aw homeless and jobless?!?!
tha’s bollocks.
i’m all the way up in the cold winter-ass-fuckery snowy north, or else i would offer you room and board. i just bought a house with 3 of my girls, so you could actually be having a lot of fun here.
p.s. i love that picture of you boys with santa casper.
‘roots’ ~yer funny.
That’s a lot of plastic dick.
Didn’t you just move into somewhere? Or something?
Lol @ Liz.
Jeff Wood needs to know that it is illegal to possess 6 or more dildoes in Texas. He could get arrested. I don’t think they take kindly to hairy man-ass either. Happy trails, Shat!
Sorry to hear about your troubles, Travis. Just to let you know, sweets, I’m a sugar mama in the market for a sugar babe. It’s easy work. All you gotta do is make me happy and I’ll treat you like the only man in the world who matters. Ok, I’m lying about the last part. I would treat you like the only man in the world next to that hunka burnin’ luv, Casper.
Please take firecracker Matt’s offer, let his family adopt you and become a Jew. Oh yeeeeah!
Matt ~ Be sure to bring your dreidel to the party and I’ll play a dreidel game with ya.