Best street party ever!

shit yeah, that’s what this tour’s gonna do to england!

Forget the famous glasses, who’s gonna be the naked bandit with the blue bandana?

I’m befuddled by what passes as “news” these days.

Either way, the sunglasses ARE pretty badass. I have some horrid yellow ones like that from the 70′s… they were my mother’s. This video renewed my will to go out and finally buy some epoxy so I can fix them. Thanks, Travis… I needed the extra push.

Those glasses are totally porno mate.

that kid rules at life

Fuck, this cunt is all over the news here in Oz.

The best part though is he’s milking the fuck out of it. He got asked by a news crew his advice for other kids thinking of holding a party and his response was “Let me plan it for you.”

Comedy gold. Party on Wayne.

That kid is such a berk, I’m getting sick of seeing his mug all over the flipping news.

shit yea ! u should bring back Friday Nights at Vine, and have this kid throw it.

is where he lives so shit that his party has caused outrage?

“i’ll say sorry but i’m not taking off my glasses” ahah, win.

He goes off!!!!

Turns out he’s got a 13 year old girlfriend and has been charged with making child pornography.

Oh yeah he does…. and he got arrested for the underage porn he made with her!

He’s even cooler now.

http://dlisted.com/node/21726

Oh and check the Opie and Anthony interview he did…. I posted it above.

If Spicolli and Jermaine from FOTC trucked and had a lovechild…this broseph would be it.

Yeah mang. That’s how we roll Down Under.
HahahaHAAAA! Eh.
I was reading some paper, and apparently the kid’s “run away” from home so his parents don’t kick his ass.. and one night he was doing “laps” of his street, hanging out of someone’s car window, beeping the horn and shit.. HAHAHAHA!! Funny bitch.

P.S I think the porn thing was about a different dude. Someone who was at the party. Or something.

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/sunglasses/male

they’ve already made a t-shirt of him.

Some rich kid wearing dollar store sunglasses is all of a sudden a 15 minute celebrity and on the news? He can barely put together a sentence. Lame.

Hahah, Last night I saw Sufjan Stevens in Melbourne and he put on those big sunnies and said “Hey my names Corey, and I’ve got some beer and wine out the back so lets put on an awesome party.” It was great. The kids a fucking retard.

You obviously like to spend your time online productively, so here you go..

http://www.slapcorey.com/

That Opie and Anthony interview is 100% not him, any Australian could tell. It’s the guys that ran a fake myspace about him and now they’ve come out saying it’s fake. Anyway he’s a douche and the whole of Australia is laughing at him, I can’t believe this shit reached international news.

this fuckwit makes me ashamed to be australian……

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Wow, it’s good to know that the news in Australia is as stupid and pointless as it is here in the US.

I just love Leila McKinnon…

“Why don’t you go and take a good long hard look at yourself”

She’s such a douche, went from just reading the (slightly more intelligent) auto-cue to sounding like someone’s aunt trying to tell them off without incurring the wrath of the parents.

Ah, to live in Melbourne.

It’s a fucking party, I think it’s hilarious that it’s being taken so bloody seriously.

There are certainly some stories about parties coming from my (ex) private catholic girls school that would raise quite a few more eyebrows than that…

that anchorwoman is a bitch. she needs to take the stick out of her ass. no wonder the kid was being a dick in that clip.

i think the whole thing is hysterical. it’s not his fault that the cops caused a fucking riot. i don’t blame him for not wanting to go home. he’s so busted!

whatever…don’t people in australia have homeowner’s insurance?

As fucking pointless as this “news” is, I’d assume the “interest” stems from 500+ kids turning up to a house (picture 500 Coreyesque peeps going off next door to your suburban pad), the po try to shift them, they fail, shit’s broken, the “host” is blase quotable notable gold..
And probably most importantly, this shit went down in Narre Warren.
I live in Melbourne, and don’t know how to get there.
Tis a tale with added ingredients such as myspace, underage drinking and porn.
It’s one of those things that’s going to hang around for a bit because the kid’s a funny little shit and people can’t help perpetuating.

P.S Apparently Ozzy Osbourne had something to say about this too.

Ya knowamean.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA where is this kid now?