This is gonna read a lot like Buddyhead did back in 2001
Give Fred Durst a call on his cell phone at 310 210 0119 and ask him what it’s like to have a teenie weenie. Tell that douche that Buddyhead sent you. By the way, we only know about his tiny unit cuz he made the world look at that peanut when he leaked his weak sex tape. Good move bro! About as good as calling your record Starfish Hotdog Water” or whatever the fuck that was called. While you at it, sign Fred up for every mailing list you can and shoot him an email at fdurst@mac.com asking why there’s not much going on over at http://www.limpbizkit.com/.
If you’re a long time reader of Buddyhead this post may feel like deja vu. Sorry, we’ve been consciously trying to steer away from childish things like this that we’ve already done so many times in the past but this one was just too funny to pass up. For those of you who are a bit younger and newer readers of “The Head”, this might not even make sense to you.
Let me explain… Way back in the day in the late 90’s and early 2000’s, millions of people were actually tricked into thinking rap-metal (or nu-metal) was cool. It’s hard to believe now that at one time Limp Bizkit was the biggest band in the world. Yeah those dudes got paid and laid for being morons! Well maybe it’s not that hard to believe.. Korn still sells a shitload of records and they’re pretty much as musically retarded as Limp Bizkit cept their singer is a tad less annoying than Fred Durst.
In case you forgot just how annoying Freddy D and Limp Bizkit are or if you just need to get angry before you call him… check these youtube turds.
And remember this shit? When Wes Borlan left and they had the other guy on gutiar, I had totally forgotten about this era.
310 210 0119
fdurst@mac.com
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November 30th, 2007 at 7:28 am
rewind: if your gonna do an article on him can you do a courtney love one next? pretty please? :)
November 30th, 2007 at 7:50 am
ahh red hat auction, wow the memories. Brittany omg nuff said… memories….damn you Travis.
November 30th, 2007 at 7:59 am
I just want to see Courtney post a 10,000 word rant for old time’s sake.
November 30th, 2007 at 8:33 am
Has anyone heard ‘The Summer of Bipolar Love?’ Remember Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies did his monologue on “Institutionalized?”
It’s like that but with added cancer.
http://www.myspace.com/limpbizkit
November 30th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
COURTNEY LOVE, COURTNEY LOVE, COURTNEY LOVE, DO IT……o dudes I used to work at this money firm, and Nirvana was one of the clients, and Well let me tell you one thing, I happen to stumble onto the “file,” and well C-LOVE has plans of releasing some of Curdt Cocain’s songs so they can be remixed by some lame rapper, and used for cell phone commercials. Maybe Jay-Z will remix it and call the song “SMELLS LIKE AMERICAN WANGSTAS”
November 30th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I think its funny that right after this is posted, all those youtube clips are suspiciously removed. Fred not happy?!
November 30th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
oh, that slob. did he just make some award winning documentary? my mind is blown.
and oh, how i miss reading buddyhead back in 2001, when i spent all the lab time in my digital film class dicking around in the internet instead of on whatever godawful film i was doing.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
even if they payed me money to watch that fool get off with a woman i just couldnt do it.penis size large or small i just couldnt do it!im not going to call that jackass either!
November 30th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
It really pisses me off that he thinks he can share a birthday with me.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
hell yes sons!
November 30th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Fred is still alive?
November 30th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Aww looks like that cunt changed his number.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Amen.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
i feel sorry for elvis and kurt having their face tattooed on that moron’s flabby chest .. really
November 30th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
holy fuck what a blast, can we get a repost of the picture of you in Fred Dursts office with the hat and shit. That was the best thing EVER
November 30th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
that picture was pretty awesome
November 30th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
total epicness personified . and then ebaying it and giving profits to a womans shelter-BRILLIANT
November 30th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Homeboy acts borderline retardo n his vids…I can see y his methed-out, trailer-trash fans still rock-out to this madness in the 909…wackness
November 30th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Still popular with the NASCAR fans in Fontucky! Damn, I don’t think that making fun of Fred Durst will ever not be funny.
November 30th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Wait…….. you mean to say Limp Biz-whatever where an actual BAND??
I always figured they were a halfbaked marketing ploy directed at the inbred, shortbus riding, “anger management issues” redneck set - much as Avril Lavigne was/is a ‘role model’ to spoilt precocious pre-teen princesses with grudges against mommy & daddy.
Except in ‘the Bizkit’s’ case, that was the last time they put a blind, tone deaf, semi retarded guy in charge of their marketing department…
And as for Fred Durst getting laid - I wouldn’t touch him with Paris Hilton’s vag, even with all the Lysol in the world. Hell, any sane woman would need a course of rohypnol & a full body condom just to come within 10 feet of him.
The guitarist was hot though. He left halfway through? Good for him - smart man
November 30th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
I wouldn’t say Wes the guitarist was smart. He’s jamming with Filter now.
November 30th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
So, apparently, is Josh Freese. Your point would be?
December 1st, 2007 at 12:26 am
Ahahahahahahahah….hahaaaa.
December 1st, 2007 at 9:59 am
didnt wes start a band with danny lohner? thats pretty cool to be working with lohner but I am biased, wes has to be smart in that case.
December 1st, 2007 at 10:15 am
duhn’t think yall should be dissin fred, he gots street cred yo. he kicks it with hot motocross chicks and the Method…come on now. what would the 90’s been witout fred and the metal-rap fusion that brought legions of toothless meth heads and uncool black people together in one trailer park orgy cluster fuk of lamesness….
December 1st, 2007 at 1:33 pm
I saw a video a few months back of Fred douching it up here in Vancouver. Look America, we’re fucking sorry for Nickelback and everything, but if you don’t take him back we’ll force that midget from Sum 41 and his wife to start recording duets.
December 1st, 2007 at 2:07 pm
luci Says:
November 30th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
So, apparently, is Josh Freese. Your point would be?
Josh Freese drums with everybody he doesn’t matter in my point. But Filter sucks.
December 1st, 2007 at 5:01 pm
you guys suck!!! thanks for reminding me that this dinosaur turd of band ever existed.
December 2nd, 2007 at 6:25 am
The pussy changed his e-mail already.
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Doing an article on Courtney would be gold
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:53 pm
well there is new stuff with the whole sharon osbourne taking her to court stuff, aint there? Don’t you have a hatred for sharon?
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
sharon hopes Josh Homme gets spyhilis, his dick falls off, and dies. sharon is just as bad as courtney as far as being a money whoring slut and crazy.
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:22 pm
So did anyone call that giant Turd ? I´m too phoockin late
December 5th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
My eyes, my eyes… Please no more shirtless photos…yikes
December 5th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
haha…I just drove by a billboard advertising a show for that dork singer from Korn. It’s at San Manuel Indian Casino…trying to imagine the crowd that show will draw…
December 6th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
this is great. bring back the head.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Man,I almost forgot about these guys,ahh the memories.Almost getting beat up by gaggles of Fred Durst Disciples,for saying these dudes sucked balls,and then having death threats levelled on my little Indie Rock lovin ass,man do I miss the late 90’s!!!
December 8th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
why were guys at that meeting at Interscope anyway?
December 20th, 2007 at 11:05 am
this reminds me of the great stuff you guys did with the whole pop punk explosion that replaced this shit. it’s fuckin depressing we went from this butt nugget to fallout boy… just depressing.
December 21st, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Sounds like jealousy to me. Let’s see your penis if you think you are so big.
December 24th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
yes, wes left them and created black light burns with the help of danny lohner. josh freese drummed on the entire thing and they also worked with josh eustis. good times.
and damn, that brought back some laughs. like when i used to check out ihatefreddurst.com…i wonder if that site’s still around…
December 28th, 2007 at 9:14 am
this is the buddyhead i loved. you guys made some noise when you stole his gold record or some shit. keep driving the nails in this fuckers coffin.
i still shudder when i think about those horrible limp bizkit songs were played everywhere. not to mention the fact that he paid method man a shitload of money or something to get him to rap on one of shitty tracks. thus, making method man seem not as cool after that.
December 29th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
[…] bit of classic Buddyhead mischief: Give Fred Durst a call on his cell phone at 310 210 0119 and ask him what it’s like to have a teenie weenie. Tell that douche that Buddyhead sent you. By the way, we only know about his tiny unit cuz he made […]
March 4th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Oh man…..nostalgia!
Bring back Marko’s sex advice!! He was hot…
March 5th, 2008 at 4:44 am
Marko is too busy running the hotel cafe for small time things like sex advice anymore… I’ve tried to alk him into it…
March 13th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Hotel Cafe, Schmotel Cafe.
Tell him that.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
man, they owe Quicksand some royalties for that last horrible song/video.
March 21st, 2008 at 10:47 am
comment 26 is the best thing said on the internet in the last 6 months.
March 21st, 2008 at 11:53 am
The Hotel Cafe is the worst place on earth.