I’ve been listening to lots of Soundgarden lately, I guess I’m totally lookin’ California but feeling Minnesota dude. "The Garden" is my favorite soundtrack for driving around LA lately, plus it’s raining like it’s Seattle here today. I’ve mostly been rockin’ their sixth (and last) record "Down On The Upside". It’s a little more mellow and a tad bit weirder than their others records (I could probably describe it better than that, but I’m fuckin’ lazy - deal with it), but it still sounds like them and I still have no idea what the fuck Chris Cornell is singing about. Speaking of Chris Cornell, where is the real Chris Cornell? The REAL Chris Cornell wouldn’t wear cargo pants and be in Audioslave. I’m guessing aliens stole him and Metallica (after the black album) years ago and have replaced them with kooks who are currently impersonating them now. But that’s just my theory and what do I know? The Slave are currently recording with Brendan O’Brien though (at A&M studios), so maybe that dude can make a couple of their songs not totally suck… We’ll see. Either way, these songs below kick ass… enjoy. Also, check these video clips… (Pretty Noose) (Pretty Noose alt) (Burden In My Hand)

(Download - "Pretty Noose")

(Download - "Burden In My Hand")

(Download - "An Unkind")