Richard Petrillo did a great thing!
On January 13th in Clackamas, Oregon, Richard Petrillo hit Fred Durst in the back of the head with a coconut cream pie. We couldn’t have planned it better ourselves! Pat on the back to Richard. The band was returning to the Guitar Center where they were holding the tryouts for their new guitarist, following a food break, when the 18-year-old ran past a line of autograph-seeking fans and gave Fred a little more to chew on than his fatass had planned on when he went out to eat. Two of Limp Bizkit’s bodyguards helped detain the thrower of the pie, while sheriff’s deputies handcuffed him. Durst then signed Petrillo’s forehead and drew an “X” on his cheek with a sharpie marker. Clever one Fred. Always a quick thinker. Petrillo was taken to the police station and placed in a cell for under an hour before being charged with disorderly conduct and five counts of harassment. Richard, if you are reading this, contact us… you get some free Buddyhead shit for clowning the Tubster. If anyone gets photos or videos of these type of events… send em our way. Someone else better top this the next stop on this shit parade too.
Wanna buy the Murder City Devil’s van?
They’re not selling it cuz it sucks, they’re selling it cuz they’re all fat now and they need a bigger engine to pull their fat asses around the country. The Black Halos, The Icarus Line, The Shins have all used it as well. Click here to buy to buy a little piece of rock n’ roll history. Gabe, we better get a cut of this
OK BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TIME…SHAT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED FOR THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN SHOW IN NEW ORLEANS ON FEBRUARY 8TH! This is during Mardi Gras, so if you want to see Jeff Wood have sex 300 times in 2 days with various unknown girls from all over the continental U.S. , then you should head on down for the party..more Dillinger Escape Plan/Shat dates coming soon All shows w./Darkest Hour & All Else Failed
1/24 Old Bridge, NJ / @ Birch Hill Night Club
1/25 Williamsburg, NY @ North Six
1/26 Pittsburgh, PA @ Club Laga
1/27 Baltimore, MD @ Otto Bar
1/29 Richmond, VA @ Alley Katz
1/30 Winston Salem, NC @ 533 Uprisings
1/31 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade Music Park
2/01 West Columbia, SC @ Uncle Doctors
2/02 Memphis, TN @ Premier Palace
2/04 Tampa, FL @ Orpheum Theatre
2/05 Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Culture Room 3045 N. Federal Highway)
2/07 Tallahassee, FL @ The Cow Haus
2/08 New Orleans, LA @ The Shim Sham Club (w./SHAT)
2/09 Houston, TX @ Fitzgerald’s
2/10 Austin, TX @ Emo’s
2/11 Dallas, TX @ Canyon Club – Bronco Bowl Theatre
2/13 Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad
2/14 Tuscon, AZ @ Muse
2/15 Tempe, AZ @ Boston’s
2/16 Las Vegas, NV @ Tremors (YOUR ENEMIES FRIENDS)
2/19 Pomona, CA @ The Glass House (W./ BOTCH, YOUR ENEMIES FRIENDS)
2/20 Los Angeles, CA @ the Troubador (W./ BOTCH, YOUR ENEMIES FRIENDS)
2/21 San Francisco, CA @ Great American Music Hall (w./BOTCH)
2/23 Portland, OR @ Meow Meow (W./ BOTCH, PLAYING ENEMY)
2/24 Seattle, WA @ Graceland (W./ BOTCH, PLAYING ENEMY)
2/27 Denver, CO @ Bluebird Theater
2/28 Kansas City, KS @ El Torreon
3/01 St. Paul, MN @ The Lab
3/02 Chicago, IL @ Fireside Bowl
3/04 Detroit, MI @ The Shelter
3/05 Cleveland, OH @ Agora Theatre
3/06 Syracuse, NY @ Armory High
3/07 New Haven, CT @ Toad’s Place
Bluebird/Dead Meadow shows in Southern California
Those hippys from out east, Dead Meadow, will be playing a few shows with LA’s Bluebird soon. Come out and see these bands rock you til your scoob! After the show you can ask Sam, the singer of Bluebird, any Black Crowes Trivia questions you want!!!
1/31 – Glasshouse Pomona, CA
2/1 – Troubador LA, CA
2/2 – Casbah San Diego, CA
2/3 – Bottom Of The Hill San Francisco, CA
Anyone here work for the airlines?
If so you have a new bestfriend named Travis, email him if you wanna fly him to Europe to see The Icarus Line play. By the way, those guys left LA today on a plane bound for a land where people have bad teeth and like their band. Weird huh? Here’s the tour dates for you.
01/22 London, UK 100 Club
01/23 Rotterdam, NL Nighttown
01/24 Amsterdam, NL Milkweg
01/25 Paris, FR Le Boule Noir
01/26 Bordeaux, FR TBA
01/27 Madrid, SP Gruta 77
01/28 TBA TBA
01/29 Barcelona, SP Garage
01/30 Lyon, FR Pezner
01/31 TBA TBA
02/01 Milan, IL Benario Zero
02/02 Turin, IL Hiroshima
02/03 TRAVEL TRAVEL
02/04 Koln, DE Underground
02/05 Wiesbaden, DE Schlachthof
02/06 Zurich, CH Gaswerk
02/07 Fribourg, CH Fri-son
02/08 Weinheim, DE Café Central
02/09 Munich, DE Metropolis
02/10 Vienna, AU Flex
02/11 Berlin, DE Knaack
02/12 Hamburg, DE Logo
02/13 Munster, DE Gleis 22
02/14 Gronigen, NE Vera
02/15 Den Bosch, NE W2
02/16 Kontich, BG Lintfabriek
02/17 TRAVEL TRAVEL
02/18 Portsmouth, UK Wedgewood Rooms
02/19 Bristol, UK Fleece
02/20 Newport, UK TJ’s
02/21 Northampton, UK Soundhaus
02/22 Manchester, UK Hop and Grape
02/23 Oxford, UK Zodiak
02/24 Colchester, UK Arts Center
02/25 London, UK Mean Fiddler
02/26 OFF PRESS
02/27 Glasgow, UK King Tut’s
02/28 Dundee, UK On Air East
03/01 Belfast, UK University, Mandela Hall
03/02 Dublin, IR New Breathe
03/03 Cork, IR Old Oak
03/04 Galway, IR GPO
03/05 Limerick, IR Hi Stool
Also, if you’re bored this next Sunday in LA, Travis will DJing the Beauty Bar. 1638 n. Cahuenga in Hollywood between Hollywood Blvd and Sunset Blvd. 10 til the end. No cover.
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